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You truly need a different kind of fucked up brain to enjoy this game . Make believe reborn chibicali shom or whatever he said man .

Not made for tailscels. Only true knuckleheads will grasp.

This game like talking to the beautiful trasngender woman from twitter you fumbled two years ago

Asuka: Wow that was so cool how you blasted the hell out of him and blood sprayed all over the ground, the walls and everyone!! I am so impressed!! (Wink)

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Score raised by one point because being so bad it leaves me speechless is a great use of ludonarrative

Never played but obligated to give it a 10/10 because of how much enjoyment I get from joining a new MegaTen server, making a joke about how Persona 3 was the first Persona game, turning notifications on my phone, and then shoving it up my ass

On the Beach Level you could remove the underwear from the ladies with the sticker tool. Later I discovered Newgrounds Adults Section

I WANNA DESTABILIZE DEVELOPING NATIONS AND PLANT HORRIFIC DICTATORS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's hard not to feel bad for Kiddy Kong, he was another victim of the child actor cycle; showing so much promise at a young age until the studios stopped hiring him the moment he wasn't cute and marketable anymore.

One minute you're on top of the world, next minute you're washed-up because studios are unfamiliar with the process of aging. With the hand he was delt, it's not surprising he eventually resorted to drugs in order to capture that same high his early career gave him.

In memory of Kiddy Kong (13th March 1992 - 2nd November 2016)
- Beloved 90s icon turned heroine addict. Another sad case of the entertainment industry's cruelty.