Thank you for being the reason that Fire Emblem Three Houses exists

I sure do love this 5 minute rage game!
I certainly hope finishing it won't take 2 hours!

Japanese Fox News.

for all the immoral shit nintendo's been doing in the switch era, at least they've haven't done anything as heinous as THIS yet

fun but someone asked me to kiss them or something

I can fix him!!

"stop killing people"
um..
im literally neurodivergent & also a minor?? lol..

it's pretty
pretty fucking boring

yooooo

the amount of 'game analysts' that try to pass off its obtuse design as subversive and brilliant made me hate this game with a burning passion (theres no defensible position for 'burn random spots to find caves'), which is a shame cause I think the rest of the experience can shine at times in spite of that. Bring a guide with and there's a somewhat nice time to be had here.

This game is weird for me, cuz the core gameplay loop is really good, but to actually complete the game you have to go through a bunch of cryptic arbitrary NES era BS. When viewed as a game to beat, it kinda sucks, but when viewed just as a game to be played it's frantic projectile dodging while you try and carve your way through the levels with a few hiccups and oddities along the way.

I have several questions that I may or may not want the answer to.

i think i'm too neutotypical to get anything out of this other than "it looked kinda cool"

whats even the point of steam having hidden achievements if you can just check the global steam stats to see what they are

FIRE!

golf but bad