sakana
2014
There is simply nothing that would make a man softer and a girl drier than the combination of terms fps and roguelike, it has been scientifically proven time and time again. Ziggurat could've at least been passable if it contained a grittier presentation, maybe leaned more into a heavy metal fantasy, because goddamn I've no idea what they were going for here. A mishmash of walking vegetables and slimes. Demons and undead that failed the DOOM audition. We got lost souls up in this bitch too??? Friendly tip, those are usually not the people's fondest memory from wads or otherwise. Naturally weapons feel like ass, but if I could at least gaze at some entrails I wouldn't have minded as much. Also holyyy, I've never muted music as fast in a vidya before.
it's really the same icon-menu-feature clusterfuck openworld tripe only this time they actually tried
1999
Weirdly, one of my favorite levels makes people irrationally angry and overload on their urine meters, as if real life catacombs are easily traversable and devoid of occupants (they're not).
1998
Rummaging through a random town and it's raining, quite stormy. I make my fighter open a random door to a random house and at that exact moment they get struck by lightning. In my infinite wisdom, I think that they triggered a trap, and get irrate that these inbred villagers had the gall to trap the door to their own home.
Years later I found out your characters can get hit by lightning during stormy weather if they're wearing plate armor.
Years later I found out your characters can get hit by lightning during stormy weather if they're wearing plate armor.
I think punching your wife and not paying the alimony will add a few seconds to your speedrun time
2000
liked shooting enemies in the balls till enemies without balls showed up
2002
danganronpa-lite is an interesting departure from the series, not sure how chiaki got a hang of the super shotgun that fast though
2009
Not that hard, absolutely annihilated it on the IDDQD difficulty.
2003
GAME IS GREAT I AM NOT BEING HELD AT GUNPOINT
virgin republic soldiers that think war is "SRS BSNS" and spout "muhh simulations" garbage really shit themselves in the presence of superior droidekas
you should be looking for a boyfriend not playing with your dad's weapon
2015
when you gotta do a fetch quest in town so you count inside your head just how many loadings of eternityTM you'll have to go through
[howls in skeleton]
2012
you don't get it, it's supposed to be bad
2006
you literally can't die