funny. quirky. sentimental. thats three words i use to describe master belch

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Beppo is involved in THREE of the most important cases in the series. A witness in 1-3, explained to have made dealings with McGilded in 1-5, and a sandwich in 2-4/2-5. He is iconic.

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ARISTOTLE MEANS: I say what I mean and I mean what I say. And I say: the ends justify the MEANS!

PHOENIX WRIGHT™: doing iconic disgusting sweating 3d pose Well, I guess we can rule out the ends NOT justifying the means...

APOLLO: I'm... NOT FINE!!! GRAUUUGH!!!

YELLOW GIRL: 😨😮😢😀

PEARL FEY: heyy guys

Playing this made me have a dream that I was brought into donkey kongs world and i met him and we swung through the vines in the treetops with diddy and grew a close familial bond and one day donkey kong beckoned for me to come into a room in the dk family home and he showed me a room that he'd fashioned for me to live in, bed and all, and looked at me with kind, fatherly eyes

I think one quote exemplifies this game completely.
"ma-ma" - yoshi

when y'all finish playing Fall Ball and the winners show up on the winning screen sweaty and dusty af and they got dry lips and no money and no future

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when y'all finish Episode 1: The Manta Storm and the tryhard stingray comes out the most ridiculous spot sweaty and dusty af and they got dry lips and no money and no future

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i can understand why people like this one, i do enjoy rayfa's character arc and case 3 was pretty cool, but it's definitely not for me. i am not partial to Little Apollo's Tale finding hidden treasure in the crystal caves. i wish i was. but i personally am not. i also feel like the last confrontation really elevates the stakes way too high for me. generally the whole killing all defense attorneys thing is just kinda silly, it's a common joke that defense attorneys and prosecutors are the most important people on earth in this series but it's actually real in this game. the defeat of a genocidal monarch at the hands of the lost son of a disgraced revolutionary hailing from the oppressed class sounds cool but not when applied to Prosecutor World in my personal opinion. it certainly appeals to some and i am glad they can enjoy.
- Excerpt from the journal of Gaspen Payne before his execution

i don't want to replay it in case i don't like it as much the second time