Can't take these games seriously the moment I see an anime dude with Mickey Mouse or goofy my mind races to those porn comics about Fred Flintstone fucking Marge Simpson or shit like that
imagine handing out a bunch of unlawful lawsuits against passionate fans who reverse engineered your broken old GTA versions to have the potential to be better fixed and be ported to other systems so you can fucking release a version with "Super Mario 64 in Unreal Engine 4" graphics
is your girlfriend blonde, tall, wears a power suit, turns into a morph ball, run fast, grapple in walls, shoots ice beam and shoots beams at: giant lizard aliens, flying brains and ghosts octopus? then sorry, she's not your girlfriend, she's mine!
i have daily traumatic flashbacks to high school where i was walking down the halls wearing an Undertale shirt and this one random guy was like "wh-what??? a gamer girl!" and then blocked my path and did the entire Sans speech. the whole thing. in public.