Cayde-6 my beloved

Made me think that I am pretty good at navigating with coordinates

Postmortem sperm retrieval is turning dead men into fathers
9 body parts you can sell for profit
Cannibalism has a time and a place. Some recent books, films, and shows suggest that time is now. Can you stomach it? - headlines from Businessweek, Insider, and the New York Times

Me when my mom asks why there’s piss all over the toilet seat

The summer of Splatoon was something magical

The most fun you can have with balls and food

After nearly 10 years of owning this game I FINALLY beat the Elite Four and the Champion.

I started playing this game while the Easter event was going on I know what true hell is

Contorted the bones in my arms in an attempt to hold a cat. The devs really just gave zero fucks here huh

/v/ sings Devil Trigger

Irreversible damage upon society

Moral of the story: even from beyond the grave a man just wants to grill for god’s sake

I would like to commend this game for helping pioneer the generic orchestra genre of music. Really helps make room in my head for actually memorable songs

Pit being illiterate makes him the most relatable Nintendo protagonist ever