Ubisoft in the studio like yeah this is probably the best multiplayer tactical shooter of the modern era
Ruin it

1993

Why isn’t the pregnancy tester version listed here

Hey remember when Nintendo said they’d consider a Zelda maker if this game sold well

With the Mario movie having Foreman Spike in it does that mean this game is a prequel

Overwatch 2 is a failure. This is the worst online multiplayer ever just by principle of what it is. A glorified update in every way shape and form to a game in an already pitiful state. This game feels like it was in a box that said “in case of massive PR nightmare break glass” and that’s exactly what Blizzard did. You can’t even find a better alternative because Overwatch 1 is fucking dead. The battle pass sucks dick and the in game shop is overpriced as shit. Fuck Blizzard. Fuck Activision. 1/10

Not even past the title screen and it’s absolute dogshit

PROS
Some of the best gunplay in a game ever
Great set pieces
I don’t even need to mention the acting

CONS
Runner up for the worst friendly AI in a game ever. Almost every stealth death I got was thanks to some idiot thinking they could take matters into their own hands.
Downtime could get boring honestly, and the beginning (post Sarah) was pretty eh.

You’re telling me that I’m supposed to feel sad when I kill the sand worm?

Crazy how even after all these years people still can’t comprehend Kanji and Naoto’s dungeons

Boy quiet

Boy quiet

Boy quiet

Boy quiet
Boy quiet now
N

Okay sorry

Boy you want some hotdogs

This review was written before the game released


NEAR perfect I just wish that salmon run got updated more and that hero mode had the character development of octo expansion, besides all that though this is by far the best splatoon

A truly incredible sequel to one of the best games of all time. My favorite part was when I talked to the doll and she said all my credit card information in perfect detail, my exact coordinates, and November 21st 2075 at 11:04 am

OK SO I really like the aesthetic and exploring everything so far was a lot of fun but I REALLY don’t like that it uses save points, considering how infrequent healing items are.