if i could i would kidnap oatchi when he was young and make him my son and tell him if he wanted his freedom he would have to challenge me to a fight to the death.

the final boss made me want to eat glass and permanently damage my esophagus

a game about a royal twink who tries to fight a demon that's built like Sam Sulek

If you ever want to mentally shatter a high person just turn this game on

i wanna do weed with majima and see where it goes

walter white was the best handler/terrorist

How do his twink arms hold those swords

Labyrinth has led to my eventual suicide

Clears all ur mid 3d Mario’s as well

I'd leave my kid for a chance of them being in kiryu's orphanage

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this game was better on my iPad

I won't lie i totally F >> the whole game

Wear condoms or ur father will proceed to fake his death and abandon the life that you both built up together