Hyper-aggressive Soulsborne showing the devastating effects drugs and Brexit has had on the local communities of Newcastle upon Tyne.

A beautiful collage of art, culture, and legend; bound together by mythos and painted into existence with grace and serenity. It's also 1 of 2 (two) games where you can piss on enemies.

Australia: The Game (Great Barrier Reef Edition)

My friend's got +500 hours in this game and can now identify each gun by gun shot alone, regardless of distance. I wish he got his dick wet instead.

MGR:R replaces "reason" and "subtlety" with an electric katana wielding one-eyed secret agent ninja cyborg that drinks spinal fluid for electrolytes and picks fights with a US presidential candidate, who's also a super-soldier.

Is this actually a 5 star game? Not really, it's more like a 4 star game. However, it is the first game I ever played, and the one that started my obsession with video games, so fuck it we ball.

Going Commando is the best Ratchet & Clank. Better guns, memorable planets and enemies, they even say "fuck" once - that's sick as fuck.

What makes Yakuza 0 special is that you can go from your best friend wishing to mercy kill you so you're spared from Yakuza torture, to bowling for a chicken that manages your real estate monopoly, in less than 10 minutes.

This is the closest you're gonna get to accurately roleplaying Star Wars without dealing with mustard gas levels of BO.

2018

In my mind, I've played it for 60 hours. On my Steam account, I've played it for 140 hours. In my heart, I haven't play it enough.

BioShock Infinite is an ok game, but it is not a good BioShock game.

Rift Apart is the teacup ride in the Ratchet & Clank amusement park. Safe, market-tested, over before you know it, and promptly forgotten.

SS2 is so detailed and demanding in where you can allocate your upgrade points, that when I'd finally unlocked the privilege of firing the shotgun I'd found half-a-game ago, it sounded like the moans of God.

2012

The soft summer wind that glides through the grass and quietly envelopes you.