Crush list

Mildly humourous list of my crushes in gaming, get ready for disappointment

A list inspired by a list

Eve stole my heart (and my lungs but idk what it do)
I didn't have a crush on any characters per se but I romanced Marie if it means anything
Jonathan and Flynn though??? Sleeper hits
In that same league as Persona 4 where I didn't have a crush but I romanced Hifumi Togo (and then Kawakami on accident, oopsies)
Aeris this, Tifa that. But what about the BOYS?
Been a while since I played it but Neon Purple easily
Her name is Ulala for a reason
I Block
QUEEN ELIZABETH (everyone else is awesome too)
If I had a nickel each time there was a fighting game with a hot character that had a last name "Valentine", I'd have two nickels, but it's still weird it happened twice.
Elphet Valentine is literally me
Rin (this is literally the point of the game)
they fucking cooked in this game for no reason, what the hell?

have to pick sistina
Tie between Yuri and Monika (that's literally the point of the game)
Risky Boots was always a personal fave
Lady... <333
Poison had the biggest glowup in series history
So basic but it's Trish
Always loved Zero, yes I'm bisexual

Leviathan can get it though
Can we mention that one cutscene with the blue haired girl dancing and the guy dating because it was really really funny

Anyways Camilla. I'm basic I know.
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Damn I might be a liquid ball of tar but Brea made me fucking SOLID
Jesus Christ Part 2
Gacha Game part 3
Gacha Game aside, please tell me RiCO lives to see Rockman X9
That 2-pixel ass though???

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3 months ago

The genshin part is so true.

3 months ago

This might be the best list I've seen on this entire website fr

1 month ago

"Her name is Ulala for a reason" can we get an amen 🙏


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