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Unprecedented levels of mountain fuckability

Haven't felt this sense of wonder at a mainline souls thing since demon's, loved it very much

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Ah sorry sorry I didn't mean to be gay I'm just possessed by a sexy and beautiful and powerful horse (who's a male model by the way)

Bring back the fairy queen bring her back bring her back right now or I'll fire missiles out of my mouth

I love the way it all feels like someone showing you all their little model dioramas and it's genuinely impressive how much personality and drama they can get from the camerawork on this

Feels like playing a full on 80 hour matsuno rpg in both good and bad ways but considering how short it is its pretty impressive

Played this the other day with friends and while we were fucking around looking at all the funny songs and not figuring out how to change the difficulty a guy came over and was miming the inputs behind one of us and we let him have the machine and then he obliterated us at it very politely

Games bullshit as hell but you get a cool gun so who's to say how good it is

This game transformed me into a hamster on a wheel for like 5 straight hours and I came out of it with a headache and I'm terrified of ever opening it again

Woah I know how to play mahjong now

You can't say hi I'm daisy on daisy which is basically the worst thing nintendo have ever done

On the other hand she sounds completely bewildered and distressed by everything that happens which is good

Basically perfects the promise of the original game, loved it a lot, loved all my characters, loved the story about our commanding officer jacking off on my poster and then returning it to me

The play time is artificially inflated by the inclusion of a little guy called Twink who people will keep referring to by name thus requiring you to point out to everyone again that lol peach said Twink

Making your final chapter dlc of your obviously PT inspired game be about a guy who walks through the setting inflicting problems on himself, eating bugs from trees, just generally being a cartoon man and then also giving him this bespoke lovingly made boxing game mod to fight things with is just so wonderful to me

I love to throw black keys at my friends and loved ones