I chop wood I chop wood I chop wood I chop wood I am beaver I eat wood I eat wood I-

Didn't know how to save my progress on Gamecube so for the first year of playing this game I would start at the boat and wander around for an hour then turn off the game.

Subspace Emissary carried this game. Without it, I give it 2 stars, maybe 2.5.

Very cool 2D boss rush type game with amazing aesthetics.
Only downside is that all my friends who I played this game with ended up rage quitting D:

Can't rank it higher than this due to fps issues. Tried to 100% the game, realized that the framerate cap and dps based luck only gets you so far. Gave up with 50% achievements :(

Miss this game so much.
I want Fort Francis irl.
Screw the woah zone fr.

Now you can touch the balls.
Magnificent!

Aram and Arena are fun, main game is boring and annoying to learn. Then once you learn it you spend 50% of the game farming. Even if you know what items to build, if your positioning is bad, it doesn't matter. It's fun 50% of the time, with the other 50% us just finishing a doomed match when ppl won't FF.

I just wanna spam Nunu snowball in the corner :(

Spent half my play time decorating my pad.
Also Squashini & Yin Yarn boss themes ATE!!

Lockstep 2 is the best.
"Hey now here is my review, for you, yeah that's right, I wish that it was longer but I'm too lazy I suppose"

This game goes so god damn hard, fuck that Gigan dude tho, hate him with a passion.

"I hope you go to JAIL! And that your stupid house is TORN DOWN, tee-hee!" - Bunnie

Got stuck on a fight for hours, only to realize that there's one dude spawning enemies in the corner. Time well spent.

Fuck you Marx, your theme is badass though.

This hellish fever dream of a 3D platformer was my first experience in the genre. Looking back, this game was probably a hate crime.