I love playing with balls, and this is the starting point. What can I say?

I love playing with balls, and now they added another? This game is pure bliss.

Mario goes to jail within the first 10 minutes for squirting.

What did they do to my balls?? I reeeaaally enjoyed rolling around an open map for an hour for every 10 minutes of actual monkey ball stages.

This hellish fever dream of a 3D platformer was my first experience in the genre. Looking back, this game was probably a hate crime.

This game goes so god damn hard, fuck that Gigan dude tho, hate him with a passion.

Genuinely pretty fun. The only semi-violent game I was allowed to play as a kid. Also gave me nightmares.

Not my first smash game, also not my favorite. I hate Jigglypuff with a passion, like go jiggle someone else's puff for a change. 🤪

Greatest party game of all time. The pinnacle of Mario Kart. Baby weegee.

Didn't know how to save my progress on Gamecube so for the first year of playing this game I would start at the boat and wander around for an hour then turn off the game.

"I hope you go to JAIL! And that your stupid house is TORN DOWN, tee-hee!" - Bunnie

Couldn't really see what was going on 75% of the time.

I will beat you in domination every day of the week.

Got stuck on a fight for hours, only to realize that there's one dude spawning enemies in the corner. Time well spent.

Delivering surfboards since 2005. Also Goosey's kinda hot...