uh well i mean its fun :)

i hate scrakes. they are the big chainsaw enemy and they are strong. they will rip you in half. they give me anxiety

sequel to the ever popular dookie nukey forever on the toilet due to bad dietary habits, manifested in the form of constipation. anyway, it's not bad.

the lego games as a whole are pretty terrible action games that never tell you what to do next so you always spend 5 hours stuck in an area before u realize the shitty camera was blocking something from your view and that you needed to hold the b button for 13 seconds for the thing you needed to build work. anyway, this isnt that cool cus there is no harrison ford.

play as frisk as you travel in a world written by twitter moral crusaders in which you will be tested in the trials of dated internet humor, clichéd 4th wall breaking and over zealous preaching in regards to how much of a piece of shit you are!

i'm fairly certain the assassin's creed games are social experiments in which hyping up a game through word of mouth and osmosis is more effective for game sales than making an actual fun game.

follow chris and his incredibly underdeveloped sidekick sheeva, as the two have to save the world from the evil bitch albert wesker who infects people with black worms. in this adventure, you punch giant boulders 3x your size out of existence, as well as your desire to play this game; all the while you and your partner have awkward and forced dialogue the entire way through. will chris and i forgot the character's name ever defeat the evil apple whisker? find out in the next episode of bad video game sequels!

see the premise of this game is that you create boring, crappy levels representing some aspect of current pop culture in the engine of an impercise, slow 2d platformer.

what bothers me the most about this game is that Nintendo still believes that this game is worth $60 despite it having a little more than the complexity of many Mario Maker flash games before it.