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top tier stealth game
there's almost an infinite amount of ways to kill your targets and each level can be treated as an entire game with how much shit there is to do in them
please play this damn game

Don't make 'em like they used to

Sifu

2022

Sloclap’s first game, Absolver, was overly ambitious. It was a multiplayer melee brawler that also tried to be a single-player experience, both of which were tied together with an extremely long move list and a woefully ineffective tutorial. It was aimless, barren, and somewhat impenetrable, but it had potential. Sifu is the result of Sloclap realizing that missed potential, learning from its past mistakes, and focusing on its craft to ensure that its second bout would hit with the full force of its weight and result in one of the most punishing and satisfying melee combat games in the genre.

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This review was written before the game released

This game was a little disappointing in the story/music department for me, and I almost marked it 3 and a half stars for it, however there is one image near the very end of the game that made me give it an extra half star. If you know you know.

After several months I change my mind it's a 2

Breath of the Wild and its consequences have been a disaster for the gaming industry

I lost my sanity and all will to live. Overall probably the best game I have ever played.

Reached Arceus, got the Shiny Charm and Completed all side-quests.
Probably the best Pokémon Experience in the past 10 Years, it's just too good to pass up if you have any interest in the series.

First I trolled rapture, then I trolled the world.

This review was written before the game released

I don't need screenshots. I don't need demos. I don't need trailers. I don't need footage. I don't need a release date. I don't need a summary. I don't need any kind of information. I already know this game is the rawest game to ever drop this decade.

I'm on the verge of tears by the time I collect everything in Astro's Playroom, since I'm positive the game won't reference Ico. But it does, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.

rivals danganronpa in terms of its homo

One day 'Penis' will be the answer and I will get a 1/6 so I can set the game to mastered