Cr4zy_hunt3r
This game has the best country song of the last century over a goddamn house building cutscene.
2016
A fun game to enjoy with the family on a nice sunday evening :3
Birmingham is a fucking shithole.
2010
is chewsday innit??????
2021
It's my nihilistic LSD trip and i get to chose the game.
2016
can't romance the blue haired twitter artist twink
2022
A pretentious experience with lots of exposition and frustrating gameplay that ruins the really well made horror ambience.
Door to Phantomville took my soul and Lunatea's veil gave me a new one.
Truly a rollercoaster of emotions.
Truly a rollercoaster of emotions.
As a fan of janky games, this is a carefully crafted masterpiece of jankyness, there really is no game like Oblivion.
2024
KinitoPet has lots of merits but it falls flat as a horror experience. The old internet aesthetic is very neat and some of the 4th wall breaks give some chills. However the abuse of jumpscares, flashing images and creepy faces(Analog horror tropes) makes it a really annoying game to sit through.
Not to mention that it almost crosses the line of fake malware. The developer really has potential to make something unique and great in the future, but overall the premise is much more interesting than the execution.
Not to mention that it almost crosses the line of fake malware. The developer really has potential to make something unique and great in the future, but overall the premise is much more interesting than the execution.
2020
If Spelunky 2 could speak: Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant.
I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass fella!
You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to play my game sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to play blowing a dick daily.
Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose.
You should kys, NOW!
And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble.
Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kys!
I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass fella!
You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to play my game sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to play blowing a dick daily.
Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose.
You should kys, NOW!
And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble.
Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kys!
I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
2019
I'm not even kidding when i Say this is My favourite roguelike of all time, the absolute madness and chaos that happens in this game is stupidly funny, only second to an Mdickie Game. The co-op and character customization is only the Cherry on top of a already really replayable game.
I don't know if this game aged badly or if i'm too old to have fun with it. I think the gameplay loop is too boring, just walk through the level breaking everything in your path, do some really basic platforming sections, watch a cutscene and go to the next level. Specially compared to other LEGO games that complemented this gameplay loop with much better mechanics.
2022
This game has been my obsession for the last year, the story leaves yu on edge until the very end and i haven't played any game that can perfectly replicate David Lynch's style of storytelling without falling into absolute absurdity. Unfairly underrated.
1998
The first "serious" Game i've ever played, and oh boy, it aged like a fine wine.
While it has not passed the state of time as well as Half life 2, it was an amazing Game for it's era and a joy to replay 25 years later.
While it has not passed the state of time as well as Half life 2, it was an amazing Game for it's era and a joy to replay 25 years later.