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It pleases me to announce that stupid Genesis dogshit is back on the menu

I reject the SNES vs. Genesis debate that has eternally hounded these two games and instead offer a compromise: they are both bad.

This is basically Medal of Honor: Allied Assault but better. Actually not only better, MUCH BETTER. A really immersive game with an incredible pacing. I think by far my favorite part was the first mission on the Russian campaign. (spoilers) You are in a boat without any weapon watching how other boats get destroyed and even how some of your comrades receive lost bullets, all while being threaten to get shot by your own team if you abandon the mission. When you get to land they are distributing rifles, but you don't get one. Instead you just receive a 5 bullet clip and have to charge to the enemy without any weapon while being unable to back off due to the threats of your own team. This moment was just so amazing an overall the Russian campaign was the best part of this game.

hehe its like cuckolding which is a sex thing except its not that unless it is hehe but no really its not. hehehhe ...

This game was a surprise hit for me, I didn't really have much expectations for it; I thought it was just gonna be random garbage that I got for free. It's just one of those 2000's hidden gems. Has a nice kinda campy horror movie vibe since its tryna go for nosferatu. It can be a bit buggy, but not like game breaking, so its charming. It is also one of the punching games I have played; you can play this whole game by punching on easy.

This fkin slaps. I don't know why but I loved it.

I got this game for something like 15 cents on sale. I love it so much and it would be a 5/5 for me if it wasn't for the film grain effect you can't remove. Other than that it's a unique shooter that can actually be horrifying at times.

An FPS rougelite. You return from losing the Olympic fencing competition in Sweden to attend your sister's wedding, only to find your family and family friends captured and your sister about to be sacrificed to summon Lord Malachi. You fight with a silver cane sword, different types of guns (revolver, musket, flintlock), crosses, holy water, and stakes. You need to save as many people as you can in an 1.5 hours to weaken the final boss. The castle makes changes each time you play, though the overall design is the same just with different rooms, this does lead to a lot of generic looking rooms. It has a good atmosphere as well as good sound and music. Crosses and holy water have to be used to defeat certain enemies and stakes used on vampires that are found or that have retreated to their coffins. Not the most technically competent or most satisfying gunplay but everything works well enough together on top of a more unique idea at the time to make it enjoyable enough even all these years later.