The Age of the Totally Superfluous Video Game Remake

It's here and boy oh boy does it suck

Dragon Quest III: HD-2D Remake
Dragon Quest III: HD-2D Remake
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Remake
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Remake
The Witcher Remake
The Witcher Remake
Epic Mickey: Rebrushed
Epic Mickey: Rebrushed
Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater
Until Dawn
Until Dawn
Silent Hill 2
Silent Hill 2
Riven
Riven
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons Remake
Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons Remake
Persona 3 Reload
Persona 3 Reload
Super Mario RPG
Super Mario RPG
Star Ocean: The Second Story R
Star Ocean: The Second Story R
The 7th Guest VR
The 7th Guest VR
Layers of Fear
Layers of Fear
System Shock
System Shock
Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp
Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp
Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil 4
Like a Dragon: Ishin!
Like a Dragon: Ishin!
Dead Space
Dead Space
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII - Reunion
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII - Reunion
Tactics Ogre: Reborn
Tactics Ogre: Reborn
The Last of Us Part I
The Last of Us Part I
Destroy All Humans! 2: Reprobed
Destroy All Humans! 2: Reprobed
The House of the Dead: Remake
The House of the Dead: Remake
Pokémon Brilliant Diamond
Pokémon Brilliant Diamond
Actraiser Renaissance
Actraiser Renaissance
Virtua Fighter 5: Ultimate Showdown
Virtua Fighter 5: Ultimate Showdown
NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139...
NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139...
Myst
Myst
Demon's Souls
Demon's Souls
XIII
XIII
Mafia: Definitive Edition
Mafia: Definitive Edition
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
Destroy All Humans!
Destroy All Humans!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated
Panzer Dragoon: Remake
Panzer Dragoon: Remake
Warcraft III: Reforged
Warcraft III: Reforged
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey
Spyro Reignited Trilogy
Spyro Reignited Trilogy
Luigi's Mansion
Luigi's Mansion
Secret of Mana
Secret of Mana
Shadow of the Colossus
Shadow of the Colossus
Yakuza Kiwami 2
Yakuza Kiwami 2
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions
Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy
Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy
Yakuza Kiwami
Yakuza Kiwami

105 Comments


8 months ago

Welp, it's time for Thousand Year Door now

8 months ago

@SpikeJumper2 wow, I was gonna say nah it's just a remaster but upon further review it does appear to be a full remake! Sigh.

2 months ago

surprised to see metroid prime remastered missing

2 months ago

@fornerkoot eh it's not a real remake, just a remaster

2 months ago

Whats the criteria for an unsuperfluous remake? cuz if a game from 1995 doesnt benefit from a remake Im not sure what does, and it feels like what you really mean is "if its a remake, then its superfluous". It would seem to me that "a remake that doesnt something different" isnt a remake, and so "a remake thats the same as the older game" is put in a paradox where being faithful is being superfluous.

2 months ago

*does something different (woops)

2 months ago

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2 months ago

@_YALP to me, it is superfluous if they remake it without changing much of anything rather than just porting or remastering. Non-superfluous would be things like FF7R and RE2 and 3 which are just totally different games

2 months ago

While I think youre perfectly entitled to having an artistic contention with remakes over remasters (one I wouldnt change at all tbh) I dont think this is the proper usage of remake cuz what youre describing is more like a reboot.

Historically remakes were used by devs on games they felt had compromised too much in response to technical limitations. There was a notion that they didnt make the game they "wanted to make" or "should have made", and so they "remade" them when those limitations were eased by newer (or different) hardware systems. For example Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories on the Game Boy and on the PS2

Not to be longwinded but the origins of remakes was inherently about "recreating" the original work in a more "liberated" state, "superfluous" remakes would be recreations of games that didnt have very many compromises to begin with (Last Of Us 1 remake, for example)
Yeah some of these have plenty of changes
@_YALP true...that remake list of yours was fantastic

2 months ago

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2 months ago

@_YALP Uh, okay I guess? If we are not counting 'reboots' as remakes ... and basically no modern non-remaster remake is the original creators doing it with the purpose of overcoming previous hardware limitations (which I broadly agree with) ... then all remakes are superfluous. I don't know that that has much bearing on the title or content or point of this list.

2 months ago

I think youre reading me as too critical of you or this list when I think youre probably on the money for alot of these.

Mostly, Im addressing maybe an unfair characterization of what a remake is and what its goals are. I didnt necessarily mean to say only the original creators can make this call but its important to note that visuals are the number 1 bottleneck when it comes to technical limitations. While it could be said "limitations breed creativity" and the clever use of limited models could be seen as a great artistic contribution, I dont think its fair to say games where they merely change the graphics have absolutely zero value considering the original graphics might not been exactly "intentional" either. Likewise, theres something to be said about adding QOL and accessibility features to a title that might be aggressively spartan due to age.

If youre asking me personally I also dont think its an either/or situation so theres almost no real harm in letting remakes happen (except for the psychic damage that something like Silent Hill 2 remake is most definitely going to incur).

2 months ago

@djscheddar i'd consider it to be on the same level as MGS3/crisis core and both of those are here

feel free to leave it out if you disagree though


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