I've held off writing a short negative review for this stupid game, made by a stupid guy named Johnathan Blow, THE Johnathan Blow that cried in a corner after Soulja Boy had fun in this game, because other than the fact that the game feels bad to play, I had no idea on how to describe this game's stupid artstyle
But now I can
This game looks A.I. generated

Still waiting for the sequel to this very day since 2011

I 100%ed the game last afternoon
GODDAMN!! This was nothing short of a masterpiece, the movement is so fluid and fast and levels are so well built and fun! Some levels sucked to P-Rank (looking at you Gnome Forest and Peppibot Factory) but I don't consider them bad because they were still fun on a normal run and when not shooting for a P-Rank
The 5 years this game spent in development was worth it. An absolut 10/10

https://twitter.com/LyleRath/status/692483069064933378

Great game but I had to stop playing after the Claw Machine Boss because this game really and I mean REALLY hurts my hand

A really fun turn-based RPG with a really cool story and great levels. I love absolutely how everything in the game comes together to make everything feel off, as if you're playing one of those dreams you had that wasn't pleasant, but also wasn't a nightmare. So when you wake up, the only thing you can do is look out the window and dwell on it for a little bit.
It's also free despite being a great game, which is just the cherry on top. One of my favorites

Always bet on the Touhou character

Every copy of Dark Souls 2 is personalised
And the personalisation comes from how much jank you'll experience

The only thing worth remembering from this game was just a guy shouting "Among Us" in it's E3 trailer

https://ytcutter.net/watch/oSvfG1AYA/

You know your gaming library was small when you liked this game as a kid because you had no point of referance

If you ever think your crush saying no to your face is embarrasing, imagine how TinyBuild must've felt after MatPat called Hello Neighbor a crappy indie game in a video after they've @ed him multiple times on twitter saying he's going to really like the lore on this one, hoping that he'll make a video on it again

Don't trust anyone who hates Yukari
Their personality is just going to be Yukari but actually malicious and worse

Yeah that's what you tend to do with bullets

I liked this game quite a bit, I think the combat doesn't suck like most people but the Lau Ka Long fight and especially it's IF7 counterpart is god awful enough to knock it down half a star.
Also, suprisingly enough I really loved the last reaper fight in this game. It might be in the top 10 of my favorite bosses in the Yakuza series.

The peak of "Alright class, your computer class is done. You can play on the computer before the bell rings" games
If you haven't raced against everyone in your class, you haven't played TMNF proper