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Poppy Playtime
2021
i dont say this lightlyy but ths "video game" suck balls
Wario World
2003
Trivia Time!
The real reason we greenlit this game was that we just thought it was funny to have Treasure develop a game all about treasure
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The real reason we greenlit this game was that we just thought it was funny to have Treasure develop a game all about treasure
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Balatro
2024
FACT: 99% of Balatro players sell the Misprint Joker right before they get the +23 mult
Trivia Time!
Contrary to what you may have heard, this is actually the best Donkey Kong game we've ever released. Why didn't you buy it? Koizumi-san was so SAD.
It should have been a hit! You all should have played it! We could have been 8 games deep in the Jungle Beat series by now! DK Bongos should have been littering tens of millions of basements across the globe just like sticky Wii Remotes and busted Joy-Con®! WE COULD HAVE ACHIEVED TRUE GREATNESS, BUT YOU LET KOIZUMI DOWN
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Contrary to what you may have heard, this is actually the best Donkey Kong game we've ever released. Why didn't you buy it? Koizumi-san was so SAD.
It should have been a hit! You all should have played it! We could have been 8 games deep in the Jungle Beat series by now! DK Bongos should have been littering tens of millions of basements across the globe just like sticky Wii Remotes and busted Joy-Con®! WE COULD HAVE ACHIEVED TRUE GREATNESS, BUT YOU LET KOIZUMI DOWN
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Tales of Berseria
2016
magilou
im bad at combos but i enjoy the funny gay witch
JFK Reloaded
2004
The great president JFK was about to be assasinated, and he was asked:
"but who would win, him or you?"
JFK answered: If he shot the bullet, he might cause me a little trouble
"but would you lose?"
then, proudly, JFK announced: Nah, i´d win
"but who would win, him or you?"
JFK answered: If he shot the bullet, he might cause me a little trouble
"but would you lose?"
then, proudly, JFK announced: Nah, i´d win
Kanye Quest 3030
2013
I miss the old Kanye.
Kaname Date cringe compilation
I got it together
Digimon World
1999
You never really leave File Island, but rather, File Island leaves you.... to die.... many times. And also you get the poop 'mon because you suck.
Luigi's Mansion
2001
Trivia Time!
Luigi's Mansion was originally pitched as "Peach's Womansion", in which the Princess would fight through a house filled with ghosts that represented misogynistic tropes. However, the game was retooled as a Luigi title after it was deemed too radical for western audiences. A decade and a half later, many of the original "Womansion" ghost ideas were reused in the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot, and were subsequently lost to time, as no one actually watched that movie.
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Luigi's Mansion was originally pitched as "Peach's Womansion", in which the Princess would fight through a house filled with ghosts that represented misogynistic tropes. However, the game was retooled as a Luigi title after it was deemed too radical for western audiences. A decade and a half later, many of the original "Womansion" ghost ideas were reused in the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot, and were subsequently lost to time, as no one actually watched that movie.
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Trivia Time!
WarioWare is actually canon within the Zelda timeline! After using the Sheikah Slate to activate the Divine Beasts before the Great Calamity, Princess Zelda became increasingly enamored with the device. As you may know, King Rhoam eventually banned the Princess from continuing her research of ancient technologies, commanding her to focus instead on awakening her sealing power in preparation for the conflict with Calamity Ganon. But what you may not know is that the final straw for Rhoam was when Zelda came to him and showed him something she had been working on.
On the Sheikah Slate, Zelda had discovered how to program "microgames", and created cartoonish characters based on people she knew. Dr. Crygor was based on Robbie, Purah became Penny, and the King himself (due to his gruff demeanor) was reimagined as Dribble. While upset that his daughter had drawn him as an anthropomorphic dog, Rhoam was especially incensed by the idea that his daughter was becoming a "degenerate gamer", and, between dry heaves, he immediately forbade her from using ancient tech.
Stay tuned for more Trivia Time segments in the near future!
WarioWare is actually canon within the Zelda timeline! After using the Sheikah Slate to activate the Divine Beasts before the Great Calamity, Princess Zelda became increasingly enamored with the device. As you may know, King Rhoam eventually banned the Princess from continuing her research of ancient technologies, commanding her to focus instead on awakening her sealing power in preparation for the conflict with Calamity Ganon. But what you may not know is that the final straw for Rhoam was when Zelda came to him and showed him something she had been working on.
On the Sheikah Slate, Zelda had discovered how to program "microgames", and created cartoonish characters based on people she knew. Dr. Crygor was based on Robbie, Purah became Penny, and the King himself (due to his gruff demeanor) was reimagined as Dribble. While upset that his daughter had drawn him as an anthropomorphic dog, Rhoam was especially incensed by the idea that his daughter was becoming a "degenerate gamer", and, between dry heaves, he immediately forbade her from using ancient tech.
Stay tuned for more Trivia Time segments in the near future!
Hades
2018
he though the cycle of death and rebirth was one time only!!! he mad!!!
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