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knew this was gonna bang on the premise alone but it actually delivering on that and so much more beyond really nails this as the favorite of the year i think
so far

Why yes, I do believe André Segers would slurp up his employee's intestine like spaghetti if they didn't bring him something to drink

Game was okay but it was worth it for the Teensy hitting the gritty during the credits

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DEFEAT TSUNEO IWAMI

HE IS NOTHING TO ME.

the pinnacle of RGG writing. even better than everyone says. a series that started as a simple crime drama about fate and parenthood is now tackling topics like bullying, vengeance, and justice in such a tasteful manner that i can't help but be so proud of what it has become.

honestly where do i even start, nearly every single plotpoint and major character in this game feels like RGG learning every lesson from their past mistakes in their catalogue. this has their best main antagonist thus far, their best protagonist/antagonist dynamic thus far, their best gameplay thus far, their best boss fights thus far, THEIR BEST FINAL BOSS FIGHT THUS FAR. i can honestly just go on and on but i'll just conclude this by saying this is absolutely RGG's best work and i'm even more excited for the future of this series now, or maybe this spin-off as well if we're lucky.

also i just wanted to mention that it's been EEXACTLY a year since i started my first game in this series, yakuza 1. this wasn't even intentional i'm losing my mind.

When I first played this game five years ago, it completely changed how I view and think about fiction, and gave me a deep interest in stories that could only be told in a very specific medium. Replaying it now, I still love it all the same. A very personally important game for me, and one I recommend to anyone with an appreciation for nonstandard methods of storytelling.

This series was made specifically for me

Kirby after Dedede steals all the food in Dream Land but he takes it with good humor: "Got a good chuckle out of that one. I'm coming after you."

THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT

Having already played the original DS version several times before this, I'm happy to report that this remaster more than lives up to it

While not all the arranged tracks quite live up to the originals and I kinda wish they had made the game widescreen instead of just sticking customizable bars on the sides, everything else works phenomenally and looks smooth as butter to boot, and since you can swap the arranged OST with the originals whenever you want, there's really nothing stopping this from being the definitive version of the game

As for the game itself, it's still just as amazing as I remember, one of the most unique and creative gameplay loops for a visual novel-type adventure game coupled with an emotional story tying together the fates of several different individuals, full of insane twists that make me wish I could experience this game blind again

I completely forgot how hard "a dead man reaching his hand out for a cat" could hit me (I teared up)

I will think about Missile for the rest of my life

Game so good when you ain't got a bitch in your ear telling you it's unfairly difficult