This game has the world record for most times someone gets shot by someone that was off camera

I’m fallin' free
In the wind, in the wind
Free to be me
In the wind, in the wind

[Verse 1]
What would it feel like to be
Speed of light and rule the night and day?
Watch as it passes by you
The masses try you, but they just can’t keep up

[Refrain]
Into the free, into the me
Into the ever-knowin'
Felt so refrained, felt so constrained
But now, I’m breakin' out and

[Chorus]
I’m fallin' free
In the wind, in the wind
Free to be me
In the wind, in the wind

[Interlude]

[Verse 2]
Beg, borrow, steal — you made your deal
And with no hesitation
Crawl, walk or run — you’ve had your fun
Of which is very certain

[Refrain']
Into the free, into the me
Into the ever-knowin'
Felt so constrained, felt so replayin'
But now, I’m breakin' out and

[Chorus']
I’m fallin' in-
To the free, to the free
Free to be me
I am free, I am free

[Break]
(I'm free!)
(Free!)

[Chorus]
I’m fallin' free
In the wind, in the wind
Free to be me
In the wind, in the wind

[Verse 3]
What would it take for you to make
A simple speed transition
Into the known, from the unknown
And feed this wild temptation

[Refrain'']
Into the free, been starvin' me
Into the ever-knowin'
Felt so constrained, felt so ashamed
But now, I’m breakin' out and

[Chorus'']
I’m livin' in
In the free, in the free
Free to be me
I am free, I am free

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus]
I’m fallin' free
In the wind, in the wind
Free to be me
In the wind, in the wind

I’m fallin' free
In the wind, in the wind
Free to be me
In the wind, in the wind
[Coda]
I’m free!

I played this game everyday in high school instead of paying attention. Now I owe the IRS money. Fuck you game

This review was written before the game released


This review contains spoilers

The secret of Onomichi is...

A good game wouldn't literally be the same gameplay loop over and over and over again. Other games actually have the wherewithal to mix it up, add layers to it. Travis Strikes Again doesn't do that. You literally gotta be a braindead fanboy to enjoy this, or a nintendrone that doesn't know what quality is and therefore can't compare it to anything.