Games Played in 2023 Ranked
I guess Ill rank em as I go. Dont take the specific rankings too seriously, especially those at the top but not in the top 3 and those at the bottom, theyre pretty interchangeable and I could change my mind retroactively
165 Games
Really enjoyed it, very clever
Pretty cool but jesus christ if I am required to wall jump one more time I will uninstall the game when it comes out
Charming and funny, but gets old real fast and this is a long ass game. 10 hours was enough for me, thanks
Its fine... Basically an adventure game/vn set in a sort of choose your own adventure creation myth underwater. Its alright
For all my gripes I still enjoy this game too much to put it any lower
Meh, cant be assed to play more than an hour. No souls like has impressed me thus far (other than actual souls obviously)
So far my favourite pentiment inspiration game. A cool story about a found family which combines mundane interpersonal drama with supernatural magic stuff
im too impatient for this shit
Greedfall is a game that is almost good, its a damn crime they wasted such a cool setting on such a mid game, its just a witcher 3/dragon age/falloutNV done with a much smaller budget and not as interestingly.
Lovely
Interactive Fiction piece about fictional disease in industrial environment
Just Boring honestly
Cool but utterly draining
A very fun, tonal mess of a disaster sim
Adventure Game/Walk Sim about a cult, gripping
meh, mediocre doom clone. You get to punch neonazis and cops though
get fucked
Kicks Ass
Really cool existential beat em up, very bold design decisions, which is to say 50/50 on whether or not youll enjoy or despise this game
Its a budget No Man's Sky, harmless if not too amazing
Idk man in theory I like it but in practice I find the combat kinda annoying
Left a sour taste in my mouth, could have been good
Alas, most of this game's innovations were really taken from German Expressionist game design
Middling
Stare out da window
Played it cause Jsawyer cited as the main inspiration for Pentiment but man I do not vibe with this at all. Unlikeable protagonist, awful dialogue and If I wanted to experience what it was like to be a fuckup returning home after dropping out to a town full of people whom I despise but cannot escape from, well the punchline is that that is already my life!
Idk, felt flat to me
Cool
Good speedrunning stuff but makes me too angry to keep playing
As we say in Spain : "pasó sin pena ni gloria"
One day I will make "naturalistic" dialogue illegal
Bleh
Yeah, trash that record store!
Admittedly only played for 2 hours but man, too much jank and not enough charm to help me get over that. It flopped on release and I am not surprised
Its okay, but its length and almost hobbesian view of humanity just didnt sit right for me. It just feels closer to a zombie apocalypse and human suffering for its own sake rather than how wars of this kind actually go. idk
What were they thinking?!
I saw a review describe Neon White as "Lovely Planet but worse and with anime stuff". I can now say that Lovely Planet is just Neon White but 300% more infuriating
At odds with itself
Golden Boy, Born To Love and Live For Joy, I'm a Golden Boy
Charming and cozy
Ok I guess
Great stuff
Couldnt stick the landing unfortunately
I simultaneously respect Kane And Lynch for what its trying to do, kinda, whilst also never wanting to put myself through 3 hours of dull cover shooting
Starts out as a mediocre uncharted clone with some verticality, then it starts to get sort of good but I despise the dogfighting controls and those are apparently the highlight of this game so fuck that
Somehow, mowing down confederate soldiers with futuristic weaponry just isnt enough to compensate for the tedium and shittiness
Replay. Every time I play demon souls I love it and hate it even more than last time
A game too good for its own...good
Good vibes
Look, I'll probably play it again at some point, cause I quite liked the first few hours I played, but its so fucking buggy man. Like my ass got trapped at the explosion on the warehouse mission cause a door just wouldnt let me go through even though it was open? There was no way through, it showed a locked icon but the door was open and there were npcs shooting at me. Idk that just really soured me, and I didnt want to start that generally annoying mission all over again
Pretty cool, but kind of a mixed bag
I love Imperialism!
This is absolutely insanely ambitious for Atari 2600 and disproves my intuition that no 2600 would be all that complex to require a guide. Insane. Also dope cover art
Like when I watched Eraserhead : How boring for such a weird thing
An Impressive attempt at a port, but I would much rather just play the arcade
Controls have a learning curve, but classic
Lame, honestly
Very ambitious, I think its the first game to have horizontal scrolling? Whatever the case it was definitely the one to popularize the concept
Good stuff
Timeless classic cooked up by Apple's own Steve Wozniak
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@CDX Glad to help
CDX
1 year ago