Hands down my most favorite Zelda (at least until I play TotK)

You'd never believe that this was made by the same guy who made a rock opera about underage incest mpreg

(Yes it's real and it's called The Baby Is You)

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Strangely not the messiest lesbian breakup I've ever witnessed, but it is up there.

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This game came out of fucking nowhere and completely rocked my world. So crazy how Korsica and Peppermint are canonically in love and dating.

Got to Kraid and lacked the will to press on. They nerfed the charge beam and I don't like that.

I really hated the character creator on the PC version and how inexcusably unoptimized for gamepads it was. I hear Phantom Liberty is cool so maybe one day I'll try again.

I bought this not realizing that I'm an adult over the age of 30 and as such neither I nor most of my friends are generally available to get together and play a few rounds in some one's living room often enough to justify dropping money on this. I unlocked all the Things and pretty much called it there. Bring Back Smash Run.

When people say "Dark Souls isn't for everyone" I'm "everyone"

Would love to see this become the new template for Sonic games going forward. The open world stuff is wonderful.

o( ̄︶ ̄)o <-- how i sleep knowing Edelgard was right and I don't ever need to play any of the non-Crimson Flower routes

This game had a profound impact on my life that remains unmatched to this day. Even hearing the opening notes of Spanish Sahara is enough to take me back to the night I first watched the Bad Ending.

The entire Danganronpa series sits at this weird place with me. There isn't really any other game or game series like it, but everything it does is done better by other games I could name. All the stories present mysteries whose answers make even less sense than the initial mysteries in their unsolved states. I don't love these games, but I'd be lying if I claimed they haven't stuck with me.

This game literally altered the trajectory of my life.