GRIEF HAPPENS. WE EITHER FALL TO IT, OR RISE ABOVE.

LOVE WILL FIND YOU REGARDLESS, BUT YOU MUST TAKE ITS HAND.

Let yourself feel the warmth of another. You will be set free.

feel weird about this one because it was neat but my ex bought it for me

fuck you have fun breathing mold from those rotting pizza boxes in your room you rat bitch

when i was little i had a crush on Marth because i thought he was a girl. Im now engaged to a femboy. Marth is so hot

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A rat and his heart fall in love on his last day alive. Compassion makes revenge look so small. The moon means everything. And a wedge of cheese tastes it's best when it's from the heart.

nostalgia rating but i love u blastoise my baby boy

fucking tite as hell until i fall off a fucking mountain for the 15th time because its fucking RAINING. Kass is so hot though so the star i took away from the rain is given back because i wanna kiss that man so fucking badddddd

this game FUCKS SO HARD and lets you do nearly fucking anything if you're creative enough. no five stars because mu bird husband kass is GONE................ PUT HIM THE FUCK BACK

inb4 competitively this game sucked

THE FRANCHISE PEAKED HERE. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT TIER LISTS. YOSHI AND LINK ARE FRIENDS

women can wavedash. people with anxiety can climb vertical walls. and your shadow just wants to help. shes kind of a bitch though <3

i'm sorry this game fucking sucked and also it is fucking unwatchable. the photosensitive mode doesnt work and just changes the lights to a different kind of seizure inducing shitfest. its fakedeep and fucks its own dick philosophically every chance it gets. the gameplay is fun but it quite literally punishes you halfway through the game for using an introduced mechanic that deepens the gameplay loop. its almost the exact opposite of undertale in that regard, where attempting to "spare" the enemies (you know, because all quirky rpgs have to have sparing mechanics/genocide routes now) actually makes the gameplay more grating on both the eyes and hands rather than being stylistically and narratively interesting and fun to engage with. This game mistakes difficulty from skill curves with difficulty from just fucking making the screen hurt to look at. there is a story buried in here, but it's not worth digging for.

NEVERENDING CUNT SERVING SIMULATOR

i fucking miss you so bad baby come back

on god we makin it to paradisio with this one