MrBonk
1997
My gaming awakening.
1985
I mean aye sure. 1-1 is five stars for being iconic.
1994
Couldn't finish it cause I was too shite at it. Not for me.
You're a big dumb dumb if you like this game. It makes all the Assassin's Creed stuff a burden, which in turn makes you realise how shite Assassin's Creed kind of is. Pirate stuff isn't even that fun. Dumb dumb game.
2009
Plays like a physical arcade game, pure mechanics. Extra stars for doing DLC right.
2015
Nonsense waste. I'm so angry in retrospect about this game. Voice acting, power suits all stupid stupid editions. I don't want to build bases. Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid.
1996
If Odyssey is Easter Sunday, this is the birth of Christ. This is Jim Carrey in 1994. It sometimes feels like this game invented music, and happiness.
2017
It doesn't get better than this. The ultimate 3D Mario, the ultimate video game. Mario is the Jim Carrey of games. This is The Truman Show. Pure unbridled joy packed into a screen. One of the few games I've ever grinded to 100% completion. Reminds me of getting a Switch on my 21st birthday and feeling like a little child at Christmas. Putting off my dissertation to grind a couple more stars. That feeling when I finished Darker Side of the room. Completing the New Donk City superjump. It's perfect. I love you little moustache man. Fuck off Chris Pratt.
2002
Belter. Waited so long in my life to play this. I wish I had it as a kid. Great use of Toads.
2016
Any game that requires you to constantly be googling things isn't actually that fun.
Shocked by how much I enjoyed it.
L + Ratio, you fell off.
2013
Fun! Would be better as a TV show.
I love this game. But you know what. I've never actually finished it. Can I justifiably give this game a higher review if I haven't even bloody finished it. I just love the idea of it. This is so stupid. What is anything anymore.
I have weird nostalgia about this game but I don't think I ever really played it.