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うわー、仕事はなんて長い一日なんだろう。冷たいビールの時間 ...

Here's what Spider-Man would look like running on a Game Boy Color!
Now we wish we had a handheld version of Spider-Man...

"I was the lead programmer on this game. Man, those fucking birds. I am very sorry."
-Matthew Conte

One of the best action games on the PS2 and the best Shinobi game, in my opinion.

I always knew people gave Sonic 2 way too much credit, but wow it's even worse than I remembered! Why are the buttons here so big that I can't press either when the game prompts me to do so? Why is the music soundin like generic mall pop with weak riffs? Is my new 1440p monitor so powerful that edges are disappearing as I move along or is Sonic's speed over-tuned to the masses? What were they thinking?!

Garfielf, stuffing your face as usual.
I gotta have a good meal
Garfield you fat cat you are so big and fat why are you so fat
I eat, Jon. it's what I do
it's time to kick odie of the table
dont do it garfielf, that's our pet dog odie
you're going into orbit, you stupid mutt
GAAAAARRRFIIIELD!!!

Me when the windows are gone 0_0

What if pinball and dinosaurs were LAME

It turns out Marisa Kirisame has her own Pocky & Rocky. Yay! Unfortunately it's not quite as pretty of a game and it costs 8342894 dollars for a physical. Tough shit if you're a collector, I suppose. It's worth grabbing a ROM either way.

Dazed
Unplayable
Ethereal

Dazed
Unplayable
Ethereal

Dazed
Unplayable
Ethereal

Dazed
Unplayable
Ethereal

L + ratio + heavy strike + 32 strength

jumped out of my seat and cheered when the watcher said "it's watching time" before getting one shot because she was still in wrath stance

"No one will care about my death if I can't prove to them that I lived."

A bite-sized piece of surreal horror that sees you wielding a sledgehammer in an office high-rise with reckless abandon until, eventually, you find a chair that bleeds. Visual direction and sound design are playful and crunchy, the act of destroying the sets you are placed in is itself a joyous catharsis that will quickly become a panicked rush to save a dying man from a game of Prop Hunt in ever-increasing rooms of uncertainty. A melancholy fantasy about turning a life of inaction into one of constant action. The cancer wasn't just within.