This review contains spoilers

The Shadowlord's journey is much like my own.

I thought to myself "this game is evil" about every 10 minutes for my entire playthrough and it somehow topped itself every time.

Wtf there are gay people in this 0_o

My number one most overrated game of all time....is Tetris.

Tetris theme plays for two seconds
Ok, seriously people? You are seriously going to call THIS GAME, one of the greatest games of all time?! Alright alright alright...you're telling me you'd rather play TETRIS....then Metal Gear Solid 3? You would rather play....TETRIS....then Skyrim?! You would rather play....TETRIS....then Team Fortress 2 (do you see where I'm going with this)?!

I see this game on DOZENS of "Best Games Ever" lists and it just doesn't deserve it! And before you go all ape on me I am fully aware of the history behind Tetris and how much it impacted the NES's sales, but that's more of it being influential rather then a good game! When was the last time you actively sought out playing TETRIS?

When was the last time you thought "Hmm...I don't think I wanna play Battlefield 3, I think I wanna play some Tetris." I bet it was you were waiting in line for something and had nothing else to do. I'm The Fiery Joker and I'll conceit that Tetris is a fun and challenging game.....but it does not deserve to stand amongst the greatest games of all time!

As a result of me writing off fps games when I was younger and having parents who would've NEVER let me play a game like this before my teens, I never grew up with Halo.

With my first experience with the series being as an adult a lot of this games' flaws were very apparent. The second half just kinda shits itself with the amount of assets reused combined with how much it spams flood in the last four levels.

Despite that however I had a lot of fun going through the campaign and there is undeniably a lot to appreciate in what it achieves graphically and narratively. There are moments like stepping out of the ship in Mission 2 and the final vehicle sequence in Mission 10 that stick with you just for how cool they are.

While far from a favorite, it's not hard to see why this is still looked back on fondly as a classic two decades later.

Suda has ruined me beyond repair

british people are fucking insane

2020

the deepest video game ever made probably