this game has one joke it tells over and over again and it gets less and less funny every time

2020

This review contains spoilers

great game completely ruined by a nonsensical, crass, and forced twist ending. we were chilling until the game just exposition dumped like an hour before the end of the game that hey actually you pushed your sister down a flight of stairs and hung her corpse from a tree??? oopsies!!! forgive yourself! Homie i was streaming this to over discord said "what if you are the final boss" as a joke and we both laughed it off only to groan 2 hours after the comment when that was literally the ending.

absolutely no shame when i say that playing this game with the homie was one of the most pure gaming experiences i've had in years

what if the first game had one less player and every single pitfall of modern online gaming (battle pass, timed shops)

Incredibly disappointing, gassed up as the modern day No Mercy but gameplay alone isnt enough to carry this one, absolutely nothing to do outside of a very short and repetitive
"season mode" called road to elite and exhibition.

"I'm not like other visual novels" and the game sucks. A tale as old as time I fear.

game sucks but the free album it comes with is really good

Niko OneShot called me by my full government name

Real fun little co-op game, games like this are far and few between so if youre into that kind of thing like i am give it a look

A step down from the first game for sure but there also isnt anything offensively bad here either, main cast ranges from eh to forgettable, ending is fine enough, and I do appreciate that it doesn't just lean on the first game and does try and do its own thing

This is the "Real Steel" of videogames for me. It's definitely not perfect and I wouldn't bring it up in casual conversation out of fear of a raised eyebrow but it makes me smile.

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