i like when the robot talk like comp vc

wake up samurai we've got a city to burn except instead of a city its a series of large, vertical storage containers

the lunar whale should've flown them into the sun

to the people that like this game, I'm afraid you were all just victims of stockholm syndrome, my condolences

good to see suda is in fact capable of writing a cohesive video game I can actually say I like this one without any catch

Plots centered on existentialism never really hit deep for me because I'm very solidified in the fact that I am real considering I've actually been real for quite a few years now.

I'm conflicted on what I should rate this since I played it for a day like two years ago and absolutely hated it but at the same time fucking over whales is the most Yoko Taro move anyone could ever make

2022

damn i like cats too guys but not like THAT

2 of the playable characters are bald. not sure why they did that but anyway this game is 👍

Mark Immortell's barely disguised overeating fetish

this game would gain a whole letter grade if I had the option to remove violet from the game

the unspeakable horrors of having to play yugioh at gunpoint