TateStephan
The best way to smash your bros.
2023
This review contains spoilers
If you told me a couple months ago, having never played Alan Wake or any Remedy games, that Alan Wake 2 would be one of my favorite games of all time, I'd say, "I'll be damned if that's true.". Well, I'll be damned, because this game is now in my top 5 of all time conversation.
IT'S NOT A LAKE. IT'S AN OCEAN.
IT'S NOT A LOOP. IT'S A SPIRAL.
IT'S NOT A LAKE. IT'S AN OCEAN.
IT'S NOT A LOOP. IT'S A SPIRAL.
2021
An all-star cast for an 'eh' execution of an idea.
I'M BATMAN!!!
2022
Peak Father/Son content.
2023
I will never forget the first time I saw a crewmate get mowed down by a turret gun right in front of my eyes, only for a flower monster to be right behind me when I turned around to run. This game turns boys into men. Giggling, sissy, screaming men.
This is 12 year old me's rating of this game. I'm not sure it would be the same today.
2022
People seriously hate on this game way too much. IT IS GOOD!!
2017
Imagine Where's Waldo, but you're color-blind and the book makes really silly sounds when you poke it.
2012
One of my favorite concepts for an assassin in the series.
2022
The love child of Guitar Hero, Miis, and middle school band.
I'M LITERALLY BATMAN!!!
I AM THE MASTER CHIEF!!!
2011
I'M BATMAN!!!
This might be my favorite piece of media of all time.