TheARISEN
2011
"I am Artorias, the coolest knight in all of Lordran—I also have a wolf!"
—Artorias, the coolest knight in all of Lordran, who also happens to have a wolf.
—Artorias, the coolest knight in all of Lordran, who also happens to have a wolf.
Someone should tell Miyazaki not every single boss needs to be Malenia. Getting stunlocked to death while trying to cast a basic spell gets boring pretty quickly.
Amazing worldbuilding, lore, and soundtrack, tho. As always.
Amazing worldbuilding, lore, and soundtrack, tho. As always.
Fuck this game and it's Wattpad fanfic-tier meta bullshit. They ruined Aerith's death.
>imagine being a Silent Hill fan and having to wait for an entire decade for another game, just to get this POS
Yeah... gfy, Konami.
Yeah... gfy, Konami.
FINAL FANTASY VII: The Kingdom Hearts-esque, Wattpad-tier fanfic, with shallow meta commentary about the fandom and its expectations.
This is worse than Dirge of Cerberus.
This is worse than Dirge of Cerberus.
This review contains spoilers
That buildup throughout 2 games, and Kiryu doesn't meet with Haruka again on camera...
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Halo at home
Alan Wake at home:
Speak, outlander!
The pc version is a complete joke. How Konami wasn't sued for releasing this in such a broken state, like CDPR was with CP2077 (just to name an example), is beyond me.
2015
PUNCH B*TCHES, GET MONEY
Game sucks, I go to bed.
Game sucks, I go to bed.
2011
The only thing I really remember from this game, is grabbing that Moogle at the start of the game, and throwing it away for an hour straight.
Good times. :')
Good times. :')
Le cringe has arrived.
2019
>be Team Ninja
>make Big Tiddy Fighting Game 6
>try to censor it just to appeal to EVO
>insult your consumers by calling them immature coomers, just for wanting to see big tiddies in their horny anime girl game
>get immediately banned from EVO and esports altogether
>profit???
Game's fun, tho. It's a shame it killed the series.
>make Big Tiddy Fighting Game 6
>try to censor it just to appeal to EVO
>insult your consumers by calling them immature coomers, just for wanting to see big tiddies in their horny anime girl game
>get immediately banned from EVO and esports altogether
>profit???
Game's fun, tho. It's a shame it killed the series.
Scooby-doo-ahh DLC.