Vee's 2023 Adventure Log

A new year....a new class of misfits to assemble.

Elf Wor
Gaplus
Mallet Legend's Whac-A-Critter
Mallet Legend's Whac-A-Critter
Super Mario Land 3: Tatanga's Return
Super Mario Land 3: Tatanga's Return
Ultimate Fighter
Ultimate Fighter
Amiga-ass movement.
Extermination
Extermination
Bog standard Commando-like with an annoying low-HP alarm, but hey there's some naked chicks at the end!

Played with Maradona btw
Oh Mummy Genesis
Oh Mummy Genesis
Pretty neat Pac-Man clone.
Clutch Hitter
Clutch Hitter
Played with Maradona.

Clutch Shitter.
Drag
Drag
Bought for chump change, there's like no content. lmao.
Packy & Marlon
Packy & Marlon
Crusader: Adventure Out of Time
Crusader: Adventure Out of Time
Tashiro Masashi no Princess ga Ippai
Tashiro Masashi no Princess ga Ippai
Tetherlure
Tetherlure
Very cute itch game by MagneticBurn, incredibly rough, but hey.
Color a Ninja
Color a Ninja
Experience boost due to playing in a contest with friends.
Congo The Movie: The Lost City of Zinj
Congo The Movie: The Lost City of Zinj
https://youtu.be/a5jBWaP6TVs
NFL Football
NFL Football
Force Five
Force Five
Didn't give a rating for this since it's really unfinished, but it wants to be Tekken so bad that I almost wanted to 1 star it regardless.
Bouncers
Bouncers
Abominable bounce physics.
Baby Felix Halloween
Baby Felix Halloween
XDR: X-Dazedly-Ray
XDR: X-Dazedly-Ray
Extreme Pinball
Extreme Pinball
Yes, I literally got curious and timed the loading screens.
James 'Buster' Douglas Knock Out Boxing
James 'Buster' Douglas Knock Out Boxing
Magic Darts
Magic Darts
Virtual Pro Wrestling 64
Virtual Pro Wrestling 64
Essentially WCW/nWo World Tour with an edit attire option. Kevin Nash in boxing attire, etc.
Bronkie the Bronchiasaurus
Bronkie the Bronchiasaurus
StarBlade Alpha
StarBlade Alpha
Exo-Squad
Exo-Squad
Cyborg Justice with bad Afterburner sections and clumsier control schemes.
Deadly Moves
Deadly Moves
Odell Down Under
Odell Down Under
Just a swimmin' around ya know, mindin' my own fishy business.
V.R. Virtua Racing
V.R. Virtua Racing
Played for BL Game of the Week.
Hang-On GP
Hang-On GP
Bunghole control, everything else was just fine.
Battle Flip Shot
Battle Flip Shot
Played with Maradona.
Squirrel King
Squirrel King
Super Runabout: San Francisco Edition
Super Runabout: San Francisco Edition
Baseball Stars Professional
Baseball Stars Professional
Played with Maradona.
Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon
Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon
Cycle Chaser H-5
Cycle Chaser H-5
Demolition Racer: No Exit
Demolition Racer: No Exit
Instruments of Chaos Starring Young Indiana Jones
Instruments of Chaos Starring Young Indiana Jones
R-Types
R-Types
Used this to play R-Type originally, actually a very good little compilation with some cool bonus stuff in it.
Divine Sealing
Divine Sealing
Kenju
Kenju
Unreleased game that kinda feels like Guilty Gear crossed with Project Justice.
Turn and Burn: No-Fly Zone
Turn and Burn: No-Fly Zone
Godzilla Generations Maximum Impact
Godzilla Generations Maximum Impact
Kick Off
Kick Off
Played with Maradona.

Page didn't have the arcade, so I logged it for the Amstrad ofc.
Cosmo Gang the Video
Cosmo Gang the Video
Dan-Ku-Ga
Dan-Ku-Ga
Played with Maradona.
Zany Golf
Zany Golf
Genesis version.

lol, don't waste your life on this.
Jim Lee's Wild C.A.T.S: Covert Action Teams
Jim Lee's Wild C.A.T.S: Covert Action Teams
The hit sounds were good at least, no idea about the property itself but I assume it was heavily pushed for like two minutes.
Mega Man X: Project Zero
Mega Man X: Project Zero
I love my friends so much.
Sesame Street: Big Bird's Hide & Speak
Sesame Street: Big Bird's Hide & Speak
Childhood game.

Pretty good voice quality for NES, not a ton to do and the ceiling is spelling three-letter words.
Somer Assault
Somer Assault
Somer Assault deez nuts.
The Ren & Stimpy Show: Fire Dogs
The Ren & Stimpy Show: Fire Dogs
Monster Maulers
Monster Maulers
Played with CurtainFire.
MRC: Multi-Racing Championship
MRC: Multi-Racing Championship
Pretty standard racer, looks pretty nice and impressive for an N64 game though.
Vampire Chronicle For Matching Service
Vampire Chronicle For Matching Service
Speed Devils
Speed Devils
Strikers 1945 Plus
Strikers 1945 Plus
Hot Wheels Stunt Track Driver 2: Get 'N Dirty
Hot Wheels Stunt Track Driver 2: Get 'N Dirty
A bit of "expansion pack" syndrome with it's overtuning of the difficulty, expecting you to be a Stunt Track Driving master of all. Also can't help but feel the offroad premise isn't as adorable as driving through a living room and being bothered by a housecat, and there seems to be a lot more oncoming traffic in this one to keep you on your toes.
Fucker Gamer Scum Get Stabbed
Fucker Gamer Scum Get Stabbed
Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on you again!
Ghost Chaser Densei
Ghost Chaser Densei
Galaga '90
Galaga '90
Skitchin'
Skitchin'
Road Rash, but with rollerblades and kinda shit tbh.
Thunder Cross
Thunder Cross
Torus Trooper
Torus Trooper
PEW PEW!!!! WHOOSH ZOOM!!!!!
Crime Fighters
Crime Fighters
I really don't like pre-Final Fight beat'em ups.
Granada
Granada
Helmet
Helmet
The world's funniest stick of measurement, tilting everyone off the face of the earth with it's existence on here.

No really, I adore this game.
Tetris
Tetris
Toy Story Activity Center
Toy Story Activity Center
Thought this was something I played at a friend's house back in the day, but I unfortunately don't recall this being the same Toy Story game I played. Was a pretty fun time waster regardless with some cool puzzles, I actually really liked the dumb boombox at Sid's house.

Honestly? Pretty damn breathtaking how it wouldn't look out of place next to the movie itself.
Peach's Fury
Peach's Fury
I respect every inch of the technical aspect being showcased here, but I just kinda got bored of the open ended gameplay after about half an hour.
Super Volley Ball
Super Volley Ball
Played with Maradona.
Golf
Golf
Captain Novolin
Captain Novolin
Pac-Man Championship Edition
Pac-Man Championship Edition
Rabbit
Rabbit
Wu-Ling the GOAT-I mean RABBIT.
Nightmare in the Dark
Nightmare in the Dark
Played with Maradona.
Transformers: Mystery of Convoy
Transformers: Mystery of Convoy
I was playing too much good shit lately, so I needed to assault my eyes a bit.
Sol Divide
Sol Divide
Image Fight
Image Fight
Strikers 1945 III
Strikers 1945 III
Thunder Ray
Thunder Ray
Got to the final boss in about 40 minutes, then got stonewalled for a bit by a dude who tanks five million hits and can end me with one instantaneous move.

Art is cool, but the imp guy is the closest it gets to thoughtful design put into Punch-Out bosses.
Holy Diver
Holy Diver
When there's lightning
You know it always brings me down
'Cause it's free and I see that it's me
Who's lost and never found
I cry out for magic
I feel it dancing in the light
It went cold, lost my hold
To the shadows of the night


[Chorus]
No sign of the morning coming
You've been left on your own
Like a rainbow in the dark
A rainbow in the dark

[Verse 2]
Do your demons
Do they ever let you go?
When you've tried, do they hide deep inside?
Is it someone that you know?
You're just a picture
You're an image caught in time
We're a lie, you and I
We're words without a rhyme

[Chorus]
There's no sign of the morning coming
You've been left on your own
Like a rainbow in the dark
Just a rainbow in the dark, yeah

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
When I see lightning
You know it always brings me down
'Cause it's free and I see that it's me
Who's lost and never found
Feel the magic
I feel it floating in the air
But it's fear and you'll hear it calling you
Beware, look out
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[Outro]
There's no sight of the morning coming
There's no sign of the day
You've been left on your own
Like a rainbow, like a rainbow in the dark
Yeah, yeah, you're a rainbow in the dark
Just a rainbow in the dark
No sign of the morning
You're a rainbow in the dark
Woah
Majesty 2: The Fantasy Kingdom Sim
Majesty 2: The Fantasy Kingdom Sim
Picross S9
Picross S9
MegaRace
MegaRace
Ninja Master's
Ninja Master's
Played with Maradona.
Board Game Online
Board Game Online
Wild Woody
Wild Woody
Probably the "best" kusoge I've played this year, completely carried by the demented nature of it all and the bumblefoot soundtrack. Otherwise it's amiga-core stage design with godawful collision detection and jumping that flat out just doesn't work sometimes.
Side Arms: Hyper Dyne
Side Arms: Hyper Dyne
Triggerheart Exelica
Triggerheart Exelica
RoadBlasters
RoadBlasters
NES version.

Pretty solid, overly long like a lot of arcade experiences, but was nice enough to play for a while.
Uninvited
Uninvited
Dragster
Dragster
Metal Black
Metal Black
Number Munchers
Number Munchers
THE NUMBIES HAVE BEEN MUNCHIED!!
Wheel of Fortune
Wheel of Fortune
Played over Parsec, got fucked over by double inputs at least once, otherwise an incredibly barebones shovelware title.
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
Majesty: The Fantasy Kingdom Sim
Majesty: The Fantasy Kingdom Sim
May as well include it on here. I boot this up on Steam like every few weeks just to fart about in Freestyle, it's supremely comfy to me when I need to kill time. One day I'll do a review, maybe.....who knows.

It's one of those "charming" type games.

2 Comments


1 year ago

They are on Picross S ............... nine .............

1 year ago

@DJSCheddar The sad part is that I deleted my save file for Sega Picross and restarted, switch is kinda bleak for me atm.


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