Vee's 2023 Adventure Log
A new year....a new class of misfits to assemble.
195 Games
Didn't give a rating for this since it's really unfinished, but it wants to be Tekken so bad that I almost wanted to 1 star it regardless.
I was playing too much good shit lately, so I needed to assault my eyes a bit.
Bad CV knockoff with a shitty sword attack and the most lenient stairs detection known to the human race. Bamboozling and boring switch structure stage design too. honk shoo.
I went in expecting to dip out of a race of this after about an hour only to finish the entire thing before everyone else after an eternity of damnation, and taking a thousand shots to the nuts only to take those same shots to the heart when I heard the same people were involved with Spyro Enter the Dragonfly.
...and you know what? That fuckin' tracks.
...and you know what? That fuckin' tracks.
Abominable bounce physics.
Experience boost due to playing in a contest with friends.
I really don't like pre-Final Fight beat'em ups.
Bought for chump change, there's like no content. lmao.
sunglasses
Skill issue.
Skill issue.
No, I don't understand why I played this again this year either.
Insanely dull, by the time I was hit by the 73rd wave of Rancids from Time Killers that were assisting Doomsday I was ready to have more fun epilating.
Amiga-ass movement.
Played over Parsec, got fucked over by double inputs at least once, otherwise an incredibly barebones shovelware title.
Genesis version.
lol, don't waste your life on this.
lol, don't waste your life on this.
Played with Maradona.
Clutch Shitter.
Clutch Shitter.
Played with Maradona.
SNES version.
I dunno, the amateurish spritework is kinda endearing. I should get around to the Jaguar port for the lolz.
I dunno, the amateurish spritework is kinda endearing. I should get around to the Jaguar port for the lolz.
Cyborg Justice with bad Afterburner sections and clumsier control schemes.
Bog standard Commando-like with an annoying low-HP alarm, but hey there's some naked chicks at the end!
Played with Maradona btw
Played with Maradona btw
Yes, I literally got curious and timed the loading screens.
Karnov is cool, the rest of the people here are a bunch of shmucks. Really dull fighter, could probably rate it lower.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on you again!
Fool me twice, shame on you again!
Bunghole control, everything else was just fine.
When there's lightning
You know it always brings me down
'Cause it's free and I see that it's me
Who's lost and never found
I cry out for magic
I feel it dancing in the light
It went cold, lost my hold
To the shadows of the night
[Chorus]
No sign of the morning coming
You've been left on your own
Like a rainbow in the dark
A rainbow in the dark
[Verse 2]
Do your demons
Do they ever let you go?
When you've tried, do they hide deep inside?
Is it someone that you know?
You're just a picture
You're an image caught in time
We're a lie, you and I
We're words without a rhyme
[Chorus]
There's no sign of the morning coming
You've been left on your own
Like a rainbow in the dark
Just a rainbow in the dark, yeah
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
When I see lightning
You know it always brings me down
'Cause it's free and I see that it's me
Who's lost and never found
Feel the magic
I feel it floating in the air
But it's fear and you'll hear it calling you
Beware, look out
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[Outro]
There's no sight of the morning coming
There's no sign of the day
You've been left on your own
Like a rainbow, like a rainbow in the dark
Yeah, yeah, you're a rainbow in the dark
Just a rainbow in the dark
No sign of the morning
You're a rainbow in the dark
Woah
You know it always brings me down
'Cause it's free and I see that it's me
Who's lost and never found
I cry out for magic
I feel it dancing in the light
It went cold, lost my hold
To the shadows of the night
[Chorus]
No sign of the morning coming
You've been left on your own
Like a rainbow in the dark
A rainbow in the dark
[Verse 2]
Do your demons
Do they ever let you go?
When you've tried, do they hide deep inside?
Is it someone that you know?
You're just a picture
You're an image caught in time
We're a lie, you and I
We're words without a rhyme
[Chorus]
There's no sign of the morning coming
You've been left on your own
Like a rainbow in the dark
Just a rainbow in the dark, yeah
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
When I see lightning
You know it always brings me down
'Cause it's free and I see that it's me
Who's lost and never found
Feel the magic
I feel it floating in the air
But it's fear and you'll hear it calling you
Beware, look out
You might also like
[Outro]
There's no sight of the morning coming
There's no sign of the day
You've been left on your own
Like a rainbow, like a rainbow in the dark
Yeah, yeah, you're a rainbow in the dark
Just a rainbow in the dark
No sign of the morning
You're a rainbow in the dark
Woah
A bit of "expansion pack" syndrome with it's overtuning of the difficulty, expecting you to be a Stunt Track Driving master of all. Also can't help but feel the offroad premise isn't as adorable as driving through a living room and being bothered by a housecat, and there seems to be a lot more oncoming traffic in this one to keep you on your toes.
The hit sounds were good at least, no idea about the property itself but I assume it was heavily pushed for like two minutes.
Pretty standard racer, looks pretty nice and impressive for an N64 game though.
Played with Maradona.
This thing is a buggy pile, but the experience was pretty funny until it got frustrating at least.
Road Rash, but with rollerblades and kinda shit tbh.
Somer Assault deez nuts.
If I got a gold ring for every time a confirmed pedophile used Michael Jackson's music in their mid Sonic romhack, I'd have one gold ring.
Played with Maradona.
Played with Maradona.
Got to the final boss in about 40 minutes, then got stonewalled for a bit by a dude who tanks five million hits and can end me with one instantaneous move.
Art is cool, but the imp guy is the closest it gets to thoughtful design put into Punch-Out bosses.
Art is cool, but the imp guy is the closest it gets to thoughtful design put into Punch-Out bosses.
Sonic + SMB3 + Lategame Konami Difficulty = Baloni Sandwich
Probably the "best" kusoge I've played this year, completely carried by the demented nature of it all and the bumblefoot soundtrack. Otherwise it's amiga-core stage design with godawful collision detection and jumping that flat out just doesn't work sometimes.
An obvious retooling of the old Day of Reckoning engine, it's really light on content atm, but I will absolutely revisit later after more updates.
Played with Maradona.
Played with Maradona.
Unreleased game that kinda feels like Guilty Gear crossed with Project Justice.
Played with Maradona.
Page didn't have the arcade, so I logged it for the Amstrad ofc.
Page didn't have the arcade, so I logged it for the Amstrad ofc.
Played with Maradona.
Pretty neat Pac-Man clone.
I respect every inch of the technical aspect being showcased here, but I just kinda got bored of the open ended gameplay after about half an hour.
Played with Maradona.
Over in 15 minutes, but a fairly fun 15 minutes.
Also potentially the most problematic game ever made with both John K and Doug Ten Apples attached to it.
Also potentially the most problematic game ever made with both John K and Doug Ten Apples attached to it.
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@DJSCheddar The sad part is that I deleted my save file for Sega Picross and restarted, switch is kinda bleak for me atm.
DJSCheddar
11 months ago