Did you know that millions of people can be as wrong as humanly possible? The best Gears game, I will accept no other suggestions.

They'll never translate this. Think about how litigious Nintendo is, then think about how they've never made a single move about the translation patch. They would prefer to never even remember this exists.

fortnite prequel

At some point it'll be possible to have played this game without ever playing it, thanks to every game that openly apes it.

game developers becoming fathers has been such a drag

A fine action game with one of those soundtracks that proves my "nerds hate music" theory, as I have known people where this was the main thing they listened to in a year. Djent exists. You'll be okay.

I Think Some Foxes Express Zeal.

saying it's one of the best games is kind of boring but alas it's completely true

I wanted to go back as far as I could on the trending games list until I could find something I owned. This was on page #3295 as of February 2023. It's about that good, but I don't regret playing it because it meant I got to have this experience like fifteen years later.

just about the biggest piece of shit known to mankind. the idea that anyone would try to talk about playing bad games having spared themselves this once in a lifetime experience is comical.

I still feel like there's secrets left in here. I know that can't be true but it just feels too wild, too special to really be fully charted.

A wonderful surprise, in a "loving couple's unplanned first pregnancy" kind of way.

The least likely great game I've ever seen.

Compared to the other all time GBA bangers, this one's the cult hit where the people who know go "OH HELL YEH." It deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as the rest of those games.