brody6
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2009
For everyone who played Resident Evil 4 and said "wow I wish this game was bad" oh boy do I have a game for you! This game adds literally nothing to its predecessor, at first glance they seem like the same game which isn't an inherently bad game there are lots of good asset reusing sequels out there and Resident Evil 4 is a great game so this should be good right? Well it's not, the gameplay is not fun the partner mechanic seems neat until you realise that the ai is so stupid that half of your deaths will be from your partner killing themselves. The story is uninteresting and complete nonsense ( even for Resident Evil standards which isn't an even remotely realistic series )
2017
My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a cheque for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
2011