when i was like 11 i actually sprained my thumb from how furiously i played this game. had to go to physiotherapy 😭

i post for the bitches who went through a golden compass phase in middle school

guys guess what. i really like puzzle games. i have played this game twice it’s very fun. and it’s short - you could finish it in less than a day! cute & campy spy family-friendly fun all around

listen no one’s under the impression that this is the peak of game development but it’s pretty fun and harmless!

not as fun as i hoped it would be :(

this game is how i found out about weezer

murda dat like button if u married the homely farmer’s daughter

played this as a kid don’t remember enough of it to give a star rating but i remember thinking it was fun. the boob jiggle physics were very inspired

i played this during the worst mental breakdown of my life

okay like i’ve said over & over. i like butterfly effect games. and this one takes place on different fictional planets which pleases my Interstellar sensibilities… so I had fun! but i can see why it’s not for everyone

hey sonny boy… i’m gonna put yuh in the picture show, see!…

consequences of being mean to a girl

mid as fuck

one of the most annoying things on the planet is when you’re watching a youtube video of someone playing this for the first time and they don’t pay attention to the phone call in the beginning, and then they’re confused on how to play. LISTEN TO THE FUCKING PHONE CALLLL

this was fun! i like the part where you find the journal of your alzheimers-riddled wife and see she’s drawn a nude sketch of you and they full on show you the penis