cars2killcount
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fantastic gameplay. i felt like a brain genius when i beat this thing on hard/classic without any deaths. but the story. holy shit lmao. "corrin here let me show you that your evil adopted dad is actually a blob demon. no i can't show anyone else. yeah i dunno the crystal broke or something. better go subjugate an innocent nation as per your evil dad's wishes so that you can eventually make him sit on a magic throne that will reveal he's a blob demon"
really good game that doesnt have story, dialogue or characters
There is no heterosexual explanation for any conversation between Ephraim and Lyon
Doom
1993
The answer to whether video games could be art had already been given in 1993 and most people were just looking for it in the wrong places. Timeless aesthetic groundwork, absolute purity of design, and nothing short of a miracle in technology. A bit of a fluke, probably - much like, say, mankind discovering fire was a bit of a fluke, too.
Doom
1993
A lot of what makes DOOM great is the exploration. Wish newer shooters would bring more of that back, I'm a sucker for a Red Keycard.
Doom
1993
I want to pet Cacodemon.
Doom
1993
not nearly enough platforms listed in the Played On section here. i played this on a piano once.
Kirby Triple Deluxe
2014
A car crash happened right behind my house when I finished this
Overwatch 2
2023
This review was written before the game released
Overwatch 2 is a failure. This is the worst online multiplayer ever just by principle of what it is. A glorified update in every way shape and form to a game in an already pitiful state. This game feels like it was in a box that said “in case of massive PR nightmare break glass” and that’s exactly what Blizzard did. You can’t even find a better alternative because Overwatch 1 is fucking dead. The battle pass sucks dick and the in game shop is overpriced as shit. Fuck Blizzard. Fuck Activision. 1/10
raw and kino
If I were Eliwood I would simply not kill the weird ice dragon that appears out of nowhere
Payday 2
2013
This game will allow you to build your dream gun and then use it to kill thousands of cops
Garry's Mod
2004
TTT is better than Among Us
Garry's Mod
2004
do not play this game if you are a minority worst mistake of my LIFE
Garry's Mod
2004
This game makes you feel like you are using Bing.