Just a generally lovely game. Movement is a bit restrictive but the inventive use of the planetary level design makes up for it.

The least innovative game out of the entire franchise, only serving to bring Bloodborne's combat speed into the Souls series. The way that some characters are brought back is anime-tier - to think that I considered Dark Souls 2 as already too derivative, I didn't know nothing yet.
It's still satisfying and fun to play, though. A lot of memorable boss fights and designs. Some good new mechanics too. The franchise was getting stale here.

Played a frankly unhealthy amount of this game all through the last few years of education. It provided a good-enough sandbox for my friends and I to piss around in every evening. On reflection though, I really didn't get much out of this and it served as cheap entertainment that everyone else just happened to be playing at the time. The single-player also has a very weak story of pointless plot twists and one-note characters - though this is expected for most GTA games at this point.

Really, everything about this game is just 'good enough'.

A complete package of great quests, satisfying (if mechanically weak) combat, an engaging story, and a celebration of the Yakuza series in general. Not mind-blowing in any one way but an extremely well executed jack-of-all-trades.

I didn't find this to be as "profound" as most fans specifically do, and the gameplay suffers from attaching RPG mechanics onto what could have been a fantastic combat system with those beautiful animations you come to expect from Platinum. Still, this is unforgettable thanks to EXTREMELY brave story decisions, a very fitting soundtrack (if not personally my favourite), and god-tier character design to elevate the occasionally stilted dialogue.
I'll probably not come back to this one but it made a very strong impression. Took me a few attempts to stick with it, though.

I enjoyed this a lot at the time. The cheeky humour is great and some of the story moments are extremely well done. The gameplay is really barebones and takes up a lot of time, so it's thankfully a short game.

Lovely environments and soundtrack, and a very good translation of Metroid into a 3D space. Definitely feels more like a first-person Metroid game than an actual FPS. This does leave the gameplay feeling a little rough though, but I suppose this was necessary to keep it distinctively Metroid (you aren't supposed to be able to dodge every shot), even if the responsiveness doesn't match up to the Metroid design philosophy all of the time.
Easily made worse by the poor backtracking and then having to do that all again to get any of the Chozo runes or whatever that you missed. At least has a cool final boss.

Basically follows on from Zero Mission's gameplay and progress design, but with Fusion's story approach, but told WAY better. They even made the "Any objections, Lady?" thing seem less forced by giving ADAM an extremely monotone, robotic voice while saying it, highlighting how strange it is for a literal AI to be essentially reciting something from it's RAM once said by a real human.
Gameplay is great for the most part. Still a little too linear but an improvement on Zero Mission. FAR too many enemies though and very little time allowed to soak up the atmosphere. Needed more quiet/empty areas.
As an action game though, it's a great time and a great return for Metroid, especially after I bounced off Samus Returns.

A vastly improved moveset on Fusion that changed the series and all fangames forever. A little too linear at times but easily one of the better entries in the series. Very impressive what they managed on the poor little GBA.

Fun take on the Metroid formula, but some areas felt frustrating with Samus' restricted moveset when she has already played better before. Story was also a bit crap and reliant on exposition - the 'Any objections, Lady?' line really was not good enough to warrant featuring in the story as much as it did. Still worth a go and they took some bold risks on the formula with this, especially considering how they had to compete with Super-fucking-Metroid as the release before this one.

Still unmatched. Worlds that actually feel alien, gameplay that feels just good enough to be engaging, excellently told story with environmental design and zero dialogue, THAT soundtrack.
For the most part the exploration/progress ratio is done well, but there were a couple times where I felt like I was bashing my head against a wall for hours, finally caved in and checked a guide for where to go next, and being in disbelief at how I was supposed to figure that out.
Still, this is probably the only Metroid game to have it all. Highly regarded for a reason.

Despite having one of the worst stories I have ever experienced in a video game, and dedicating a BEYOND reasonable amount of time to it, the way all of the gameplay and life sim systems are implemented and integrated with each other makes it hard to fault the level of variety you can give yourself between play sessions. This game became a way of life for quite some time and I'll look back on those 135 hours fondly, even if I wish I skipped maybe 80% of the cutscenes.

Kawakami best girl.

Absolutely love the open world and how the gameplay has a perfect balance between complexity and streamlining, abstracting real-world survival concepts just right.
Unfortunately you need to spend a huge portion of your playthrough mucking about in shrines to ensure you aren't getting one-shotted in later areas. They have some great puzzles in there, but the lack of variety in visuals and sound (I believe there is only one song for all the shrines) make the jarring disconnect between the over & underworld even worse. The 'dungeons' have this same issue, too.
Still, I can understand the immense extra work it would have taken to implement all this variety and the actual gameplay is good enough that it's not too distracting. I just wish more of the puzzles were integrated into the overworld - they already do this at points, just not enough IMO.
Absolutely gorgeous game, though. The rolling hills and valleys and the way the light bounces off the grass will never leave my memory.

Just a little bit better than the previous game, if only because the gameplay is tighter and more considered this time around. The horror aspect is dropped somewhat but that was already done by the end of RE7 anyways.

Yes, I am a big fan of the tall vampire lady, I promise this did not affect my score.

Stellar atmosphere and genuinely terrifying on a first playthrough. Gameplay and resource management is done pretty well, too. Mechanics and lack of enemy variety hold up significantly less on repeat playthroughs but I'll never forget my first. VERY fun watching my girlfriend play this knowing where all the scares are.