awful video game with bad worlds that all feel the same, poor combat that is extremely easy to break, terrible boss fights and enemy design, feels bad to play, etc
did i mention you have to do all this shit 3 times
did i mention you have to do all this shit 3 times
boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring
ocarina of time but WAAAAAAAAAAY better
2019
end my suffering
2004
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super interesting game i beat in one 4-5 hour sitting, loved the atmosphere and bizarre imagery, and i really loved all the sound design and themes of anxiety and loneliness if you look hard enough, some of the effects were extremely obscure and not very intuitive to find tho so i just used a guide but great game all around, one ill remember for quite a while
fuck uboa tho shit made me jump out of my seat
fuck uboa tho shit made me jump out of my seat
2015
as soon as i finished the first level and saw the destination wheel i returned it
this game blows
this game blows
i played this for the funny on a lets play channel and i was utterly shocked that it wasnt that bad
still a baby game tho lmao but its competent
still a baby game tho lmao but its competent
1994
the cutscenes make this not the worst mario game with awful controls annoying music monotonous gameplay and a completely backwards and awful saving system
it was a little better than mario golf super rush
it was a little better than mario golf super rush
the score is 2.9 points too high what the fuck is wrong with you people
2000
amazing first game that trumps over mario rpg, actually made turn based combat extremely fun alongside having a fun cast of characters and my favorite take on the mushroom kingdom ever
my favorite game from my childhood, absolute classic that i have grown to love more with every passing year
2007
not nearly as good as the first 2 but still manages to be very enjoyable with my favorite mario story and an awesome cast of characters, while the gameplay might not be as fun as before, the heart is still there and thats what makes me love it and put it up there with the first two
every single person involved in this should be fucking ashamed, i have never played a game where every decision felt like it was genuinely made to be as tedious and soulless as humanly possible, one of the worst games I have ever played.
this is probably the saddest game ever made lmaoooo p sure they forgot they even made this and just sent it out to die at the very end of the wii u's life because it was already finished
its just sticker star again but better cuz it looks nicer and actually feels like it had some effort put into the levels and dialogue
combat is the worst i have ever seen in a game that isnt chain of memories
its just sticker star again but better cuz it looks nicer and actually feels like it had some effort put into the levels and dialogue
combat is the worst i have ever seen in a game that isnt chain of memories
best modern paper mario game
which is like saying its the best piece of trash in a dumpster
edit: stings a little less now because we got the ttyd remake coming WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
which is like saying its the best piece of trash in a dumpster
edit: stings a little less now because we got the ttyd remake coming WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO