gameing
1996
its like if mid was good, the movement feels clunky compared to a game like sunshine but its not that bad once you get used to it, the levels fall off in the attic, other than that the first half of the game is awesome, it aged remarkably well for a game like this, but theres a lot of other games i would rather play personally
2013
this game is so fucking awesome
spoilers below
- Dante proves to the world that Mountain Dew is bad for you because a demonic version of the Futurama Slurm alien is making it
- Dante literally kills Bill O'Reilly, like its just Bill O'Reilly
- Vergil performs an abortion trickshot, killing EDM Baby
- after Dante reveals to the world that Mountain Dew is bad for you and Fox News is biased, the world wakes up and everyone instantly rushes to Twitter to post about it
- After you finally infiltrate the evil demon CEOs lair and Dante makes fun of his baby getting trickshotted, Dante and Vergil end up realizing that they disagree on politics, and Dante is an anarchist, while Vergil is more of an authoritarian, they fight to the death over this
- Dante wins the fight against Vergil, and Vergil opens a portal and steps into it, game ends, its over. but in the DLC for some fucking reason vergil steps through the portal and just dies lol, the DLC is disgustingly bad also, dont play it
- they patched vergils hat out of the game because people made fun of it too much
- Alex Garland somehow worked on this? have no clue how, but thats awesome, watch Devs.
Serious reasons:
- the game legitimately has the coolest soundtrack, Combichrist and Noisia were amazing picks for this, they perfectly encompass the edgy digital hardcore aesthetic here
- actually good gameplay, it might honestly be the most consistent DMC game (CONSISTENT, not BEST). it doesnt have any massive glaring flaw that i can really point out aside from "simplified" gameplay which is still great and the bosses are mostly just fine, not bad but not really good either
spoilers below
- Dante proves to the world that Mountain Dew is bad for you because a demonic version of the Futurama Slurm alien is making it
- Dante literally kills Bill O'Reilly, like its just Bill O'Reilly
- Vergil performs an abortion trickshot, killing EDM Baby
- after Dante reveals to the world that Mountain Dew is bad for you and Fox News is biased, the world wakes up and everyone instantly rushes to Twitter to post about it
- After you finally infiltrate the evil demon CEOs lair and Dante makes fun of his baby getting trickshotted, Dante and Vergil end up realizing that they disagree on politics, and Dante is an anarchist, while Vergil is more of an authoritarian, they fight to the death over this
- Dante wins the fight against Vergil, and Vergil opens a portal and steps into it, game ends, its over. but in the DLC for some fucking reason vergil steps through the portal and just dies lol, the DLC is disgustingly bad also, dont play it
- they patched vergils hat out of the game because people made fun of it too much
- Alex Garland somehow worked on this? have no clue how, but thats awesome, watch Devs.
Serious reasons:
- the game legitimately has the coolest soundtrack, Combichrist and Noisia were amazing picks for this, they perfectly encompass the edgy digital hardcore aesthetic here
- actually good gameplay, it might honestly be the most consistent DMC game (CONSISTENT, not BEST). it doesnt have any massive glaring flaw that i can really point out aside from "simplified" gameplay which is still great and the bosses are mostly just fine, not bad but not really good either
2021
this is probably the most disappointed ive ever been in a game, its not bad but like, its not really guilty gear either, the art direction is cool, though im still not a huge fan of how the animations look. the music is pretty good too. just cant shake the feeling that we arent ever getting another xrd. game makes me profoundly sad to think about and thats why i am rating it so low
2022
i learned how fish is made
2022
she say do you love me i tell her that im poinpy
Thank you for the amazing game Kyle!!!!!!!!!!! Fans of this will love Saya No Uta.
the game itself is extremely mid but the presentation makes you feel like your bank account is full of a lot of money
2003
if you think its a bad game you got filtered by the shit gameplay, terrifying soundtrack, and frustrating story. great game
its guilty gear which means its a decent game but the character kit designs are just so unbelievably annoying this time around. i would love to play any other version of GG, but #RELOAD is dead on fightcade and Xrd is still unplayable online
i hate it i hate it i hate it i spent a full hour playing through this game only to learn anything close to the actual content of the game ISNT EVEN IN THE GAME. I spent an HOUR listening to CANS OF SODA CUMMING so that i could get to a STORY THAT ISNT IN THE GAME. the ending is just this can of soda with a kids soul trapped in it and it has eyes and flesh and stuff, and then you open it and it just releases the soul, thats the end of the main game, theres DLC but i am NOT GOING TO PLAY IT because i dont want to hear more soda cans cumming so i can get to the end of the game. i hope the creator of this game is happy with MatPats promotion of this unethically time consuming game. im never drinking Sprite ever again
2020
only game that has given me and all the friends i bought it for emotional trauma, i recommend it for that alone
2022
amazing exploration horse riding
amazing soundtrack
2022
"goo goo gaga im a little baby who cant handle good old fashioned danganronpa so im giving this a 1-star" thats what you sound like, if you pass up this game because its cringe then you are undeserving of its incredible OST and amazing gameplay/level design. do better
TBD
you guys straight up will not believe the changes they made in this one, its so good. looking forward to the full release ;)