I'm Not Touching This Crap

Nope.

Overwatch 2
Overwatch 2
Hogwarts Legacy
Hogwarts Legacy
The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
Valorant
Valorant
Halo Infinite
Halo Infinite
Anything Microsoft publishes in the future that isn't made by Double Fine. (Who are probably getting axed next anyways, let's face it.)
Dead by Daylight
Dead by Daylight
Played it once. Never again.
Yandere Simulator
Yandere Simulator
Xenoblade Chronicles
Xenoblade Chronicles
I'm going to get heat for this one, so I'll explain it.

Someone who ruined a different game for me says that this is their favorite series ever. They keep begging me to play this. I'm not touching this until they shut up about it. (Which will be never.)
League of Legends
League of Legends
Far Cry 6
Far Cry 6
Anything Far Cry.
Call of Duty: Warzone 2.0
Call of Duty: Warzone 2.0
Pretty much all of CoD.
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales
Use this as a placeholder for all superhero games. I just do not give a shit anymore.
Poppy Playtime: Chapter 2 - Fly in a Web
Poppy Playtime: Chapter 2 - Fly in a Web
You will not get a cent out of me.
Palworld
Palworld
Pokémon Brilliant Diamond
Pokémon Brilliant Diamond
High on Life
High on Life
Doki Doki Literature Club!
Doki Doki Literature Club!

31 Comments


24 days ago

Speaking from experience, you are absolutely right to put Dead by Daylight on this list
xenoblade (wii) 😢😢

24 days ago

Elevated thinking is hating both Palworld AND Pokemon

24 days ago

hotpoppah outdoing me with superior raw work ethic

24 days ago

@_YALP Yours sounds more spicy than mine.

24 days ago

Valorant, League and Dead by Daylight are here :TOOBASED:

24 days ago

i agree also ! especially palword . so stupid game make me stupider .
not surprised DBD is on there lmao, you need real dedication to learn how the game works and I sure am a masochist

24 days ago

Hope that xenoblade guy shuts up so you can enjoy the games someday

24 days ago

Valorant is goated tho (I also hate myself)
So real for this!

24 days ago

@MrWarm One day, there shall be peace. 🙏

@HazeRedux I would get vaporized in the VALORANT lobby.

22 days ago

thank you for your service

22 days ago

I had some fun with League of Legends ten years ago, made a ton of friends somehow off that game back in the coughing and weezing days of GameFAQs boards. Still talk to them now and then in Discord. I shudder to think how bad the game is nowadays with the power creep or trying to play solo, so I don't blame you and I wouldn't even recommend it to my worst enemies.

22 days ago

@Vee it webbs and flows, sometimes its annoying, sometimes its fun. I dont think its generally "worse" than before (to my recorded memory), but there is rough points for sure where whatever new thing they try just isnt working. I can't point to a defacto time League was the best, but I can for Hearthstone.
League of Legends is without a doubt the worst experience i've ever had playing a game and i've played some real stinkers. Everyone who plays it hates it, and they take it out on everyone else who's playing it

22 days ago

@Snigglegros yeah, completely agreed on the account of hearthstone at least. Part of me also just kinda misses the N64 graphics of the old League, it's a shame hearthstone is dead these days.

22 days ago

@KungFuCanOfSoup Some people try to have fun, I try to keep keep it real with the people being toxic, but there are definitely people who are just tainted by toxicity.

@Vee Yeah, I miss the old map and graphics and stuff. I guess I can say that League is net negative because they got rid of the 3v3 mode, which is grounds for dismissal as a team multiplayer if you have it and THEN remove it.

22 days ago

god i fucking hate the valorant/league/overwatch art style, cant wait for the day we drop that shit. this is a great list i totally stand by never touching dokidoki, high on life and xenoblade (xenoblade 2 for me personally)

22 days ago

Wjy is DDLC here😢

21 days ago

😂You're brave for making this list... but I respect it!
This list is so real for the Andy and Leyley inclusion. Everything I've heard about it makes me wanna run 500 miles away from the game.

21 days ago

Yeah right, I wish 343 was getting axed next. They're the ones who actually deserve to, putting out stinker after stinker and killing the Halo brand any time it gets even the tiniest speck of interest. If it hasn't happened yet, it never will. Microsoft would rather kill developers actually creating good games.

21 days ago

@AstroboyMario I think you may have misread a little. I was talking about Double Fine Productions. I have zero interest in the Halo franchise, but I wouldn't hope for a studio closure.

21 days ago

@AstroboyMario Hoping that hundreds of people lose stable employment is kinda weird bro

Also it is morally correct to never touch the western military propaganda series (CoD)

21 days ago

thinking about Double Fine getting axed after watching them lovingly work on Psychonauts 2 for years makes me want to puke ]: also i hope this list stays on the front page forever

21 days ago

@moschidae If we don't see them at this next shitty Xbox conference in a few weeks, I will be very worried for them. :(

21 days ago

@hotpoppah its fine, even if they were making a game, that wouldnt keep them safe from Xbox's stupid brain

21 days ago

@AstroboyMario realest shit

20 days ago

Pretty based tbh


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