Games I'll Still Be Playing In The Care Home
video games forever
22 Games
if i keep it to speed 1 - 5 i should be fine, no t-spins or hold pieces to worry about either
perfectly manageable on HMP even for someone with cataracts and brittle wrists
doing the chasm or barrels o fun might be tricky
if i could beat it when i was 8 i can beat it when i'm 88
maybe wont play urien lol
you only need one button to play ratio 4 haohmaru and spam HP
if i'm still a balrog main in my 90s i'll have no problem playing slowly and patiently
my 93 year old granny has played this with all assists on and didnt even come last. easy
my final destination no items days will be behind me, but literally anyone can play kirby and pick up items
will be too old to drive a real car so this will make me feel better
old people love golf!
you have a full 30 seconds to work out every shot. no dexterity required outside of a timing check. plus the game rips and is fun as hell every time
doesnt matter if i'm too old to make it past the first stage, it's the most fun one anyway
might be superseded by streets of rage 8 by then
too sick to not play until i die
generous autoaim will save me here. this game never gets old
will care homes of the future host LAN parties?
the first game i ever played, the game i always play, the last game i will ever play
i doubt i will ever break my addiction to this piece of shit
just really funny to imagine a care home where everyone knows who Perfect Form Baby is
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first video game i ever played and only video game i had for a while so i got to know it pretty well. i think it's really fun to play and has a unique gamefeel for a mario game. then the GBA port came along and gave everyone really charming voicelines! even better! everyone should try it out.
very much looking forward to a future where legislators, ever concerned with the whims of the voting-conscious elderly, will guarantee a Tekken cab for every care home
yknow what, fuck it. gonna say it. mario 2 is the best of the nes marios and it aint even close
You can keep your mario brothers, the rest of us at the retirement home are gonna be playing some motherfucking yugioh cards. They just released the 10000th wave of Blue Eyes support
guttertrash kinda rite tbh
also the dbz bt3 note is spot on, every care home better have a file with everyone unlocked
10000th wave of blue eyes support? fuck man wheres my 10000th wave of dark magician support
They're having trouble designing a 9000th wave of Dark Magician support after releasing Red Eyes Chaos MAX Dragoon - Envoy of the Eternal Beginning. They already had to limit Red-Eyes Darkness Metal Fusion because of it.
yugis os baned at teh retriment hoem idonot meak teh rules
Look, just don't be a snitch and everything will be fine
Hattori
3 years ago