i only got this one as a kid cuz charizard looked tough as fuck and u know what he still got that swag

waht if we.. completely reinvented the wheel of our first succesful game, making this one tank in sales. Lets do it

this is frank sinatra's halo

ok no jokes for this one this is just unironically amazing thanks

halo with unshaved balls - there's something unbelievably magical about the last half of the campaign (the ark, the covenant, halo) but the mess of the 8th level Cortana makes the campaign fall from perfection

also, halo 4 onward is just fan fiction. the story of halo ends with halo 3. wake me when you need me, etc

quirrel is hot

sanss i gotta. I gotta use the bathroom sans. In the grilbys snas. Open the stall let me inn I gotta gooooooo

game about a himbo going through twinkification and getting the girl. My favorite

mi amor

i would literally stay home from school to play this

PEAK KINO
RAW SWAG
UNFILTERED SEX
there will never be another game that encapsulates the pure melancholy of reach. playing reach on solo legendary brings such a raw, genuine hopelessness that perfectly fits the story and makes the campaign even more immersive. fuck long night of solace though

neurodivergence can only take me so far