alright. i love final fantasy man. i love the art, music, and vibe of this game, but holy shit playing it makes me feels like im in the sandpaper treadmill room

peak kino
raw soul
i got my pawn shittalked in a /v/ thread in 2015

this game tickles me on a spiritual level just from naming everything dumb shit and seeing fake news outlets talk about my games like its a serious thing

i should kill myself on live tv

tries to be meta but like in a kinda lame way

oh girls ... ohhhh this one's for the girlies..

too penisy for its time

ooooogh. miyazaki, sir.... what if we took dark souls and stretched it out for so long its boring... oooooogh im meeeelting oooh ahhhhh im sure a 20 hour experience stretched out to 100 hours wont feel artificially long or overstaying its welcome

girlboss simulator

[posts your address in all chat]
[posts your ip in all chat]
[posts a picture of your house in all chat]
[pings missing 3 times]

i would literally stay home from school to play this

big boss is sooo hot im gonna mmmghf ghbg fbMMMMGH BARK BARK BARK BARK IM GONNA PHANTOM PAIN BARK BARK

boring redditor game.
i have never met a beardless fan of this game

ONE OF THE HOTTEST SEXIEST RPGS KNOWN TO MAN

this is my baby my beloved. i would give sloppy toppy every day of the week to play this blind again.