This game had BBTAG mix before BBTAG had BBTAG mix

A half-baked Breath of the Wild knockoff knocked up with every conceivable predatory microtransaction feature possible. Absolute garbage dump slot machine slop that doesn't deserve to exist, a literal crackhouse for casino addicts and pedophiles, like FGO and FE Heroes but somehow infinitely worse.

I cant believe Sony just droppeed objectively their best exclusive since the PlayStation 5 launched and then went "wallahi, no more games in 2024, we're finished"

Also you can name yourself the Patriot of Patriotism, actual peak fiction

Blizzard dropped TWO of the worst balance patches of all time back to back you can't make this shit up

Gaming at it's absolute gamiest

Also a great game to get into speedrunning, try running the Sky Fortress% category if you can: https://www.speedrun.com/jc3?h=Sky_Fortress_DLC&x=9d8vxrwk

that's it? that's bioshock infinite? that was just 10 hours of segregation apologism and multiverse slop

Xen feels like actual fun to play now so I'd consider this a 10/10.

I was about to compliment the Last of Us Part II after shitting on The Last of Us for having a generic boring story but after the Pro-Israel stuff I've completely written the Last of Us off. Fuck Israel, and fuck The Last of Us for irreparably ruining Sony's first party catalogue.

Half Life 1 is the perfect 90s shooter until the last 5% of the game when you're yeeted into Xen and are subjected to the worst level design in any shooter ever. Not even MWIII's Open Combat Missions were as mind-bogglingly bad as Xen. Half Life is still an S Tier game though.

One star shaven off because RWBY is in it. And Yosuke/Teddie too.

2017

I got to kill a pedophile in any way I wanted, I get the imsim craze now.

Except when it took two shotgun shells to the face to kill the pedophile because of the game's unwarranted damage sponging.

Played on PlayStation 5

A sequel with significantly more well rounded game design compared to the first. Even if it still suffers from having weak antagonists, Corvo and Emily's characterizations are a very warm welcome to the narrative. In terms of gameplay this is easily one of the best stealth games ever made despite the narrative woes. This would be a perfect 5 stars if it had a better story.

Breaking Benjamin my beloved