silverware
playing this will only have been worth it if Gackt shows up in rebirth nomura please i need my edgy 2000's loser rock music fix ;-;
2007
the Best Damn Game they Eva Maaade πππππ
really tries to say a lot of things about some really touchy subjects, but it rings hollow due to a lack of subtlety and misunderstanding of the subject matter on the part of the writers. you can really tell whenever old people try to write about problems involving like, social media and modern bullying culture n shit, the commentary feels very surface-level and bland. the protagonist is really bringing this down too, her constant monologue ruins any sort of spooky atmosphere the game might have had. if it weren't for the brand name and triple a look i'd mistake this for one of those arty indie things by some sad solo dev. plus that maze bit at the end can suck eggs jfc. that monster design is neat tho so that's a star there
2020
three years and they managed to make it almost as buggy as skyrim, you love to see it. maybe by the heat death of the universe they'll iron everything out, can't wait. in no universe is it Polished but it's still fun as shit, zipping around, double jumping and stopping time while blowing a robot junkie's head into tourtière with a malorian more than makes up for the npcs phasing into walls. plus that soundtrack oml
2022
great lil horror thing, fucked my head in all the right holes good time ππ
neat little piece, got some of those milk inside/outside vibes but waaay more on the nose. for three bucks it's a fine way to spend an hour
2022
excellent lil horror piece that really doesn't hold up to multiple playthroughs. really wanted to see those other three endings but man those requirements are way too vague, it didn't hold my interest past the third attempt.
2023
this damn game man, idk it feels like it was designed to fit my specific fav taste of weirdo/depressing/confusing/goober ass Vibes, hard to describe but like it's two dollars give it a go if it looks at all interesting
hacchi my goat fr fr
hacchi my goat fr fr
one of the better drakengard clones, but not quite as good as Snoopy Flying Ace for the Xbox 360
2023
easily game of the year, but sadly the end credits song isnt Frank Sinatra like stranger of paradise so it's worthless
literally just breath of the wild but with more stuff and not as good. it's not a bad game, but if i knew i was gonna be paying $90 for a game ive already played twice crossed with Banjo Kazooie Nuts & Bolts, i probably wouldn't have bothered.
2020
it's like saya no uta if she didn't even pretend to be anything other than a pile of red snot and with none of the terrible sex scenes, very fun big reccomend
2002
felt more obtuse and annoying than scary idk
voice acting is still funny as shit tho
voice acting is still funny as shit tho
2019
funny banana shooty game :D
2016
it's not really fun to play and the story's lame as hell but the characters and their goober-ass interactions made me play to the end, take that for what you will