hard to sum up my opinions on this game in a single short review. in the beginning, it was really cool being forced to learn the rules of each puzzle through trial and error. however, as the game went on, and the mechanics became more complex, it was no longer interesting to figure these mechanics out, it was just frustrating. the concept is spectacular, and i wish it was done better. but at the end of this game, i felt only relief that i wouldn't have to suffer through it any more. if you liked this game, then power to you. the graphics are wonderful and it's an interesting idea which never really feels all that repetitive. but it is done so badly in practice that i cannot justify giving it any higher than a 2/5

10/10 movie, easily, shame they couldn't match the quality for the game

i liked the part where Niko said 'it's one shottin time' and then he one shotted all over everyone

2018

this game would be 6/5 without michael

i don't care about any of the other dumb shit EA did. ruining this franchise was their greatest crime

trippiest therapy session i've ever had

it should probably be illegal for games to rock this hard. i would give this 6 stars if i could

valve is too afraid of making money to make a third portal

beating darker side remains one of my greatest gaming achievements

idk. its fine. worst metroid game out of the 5 though (incl. zero mission and samus returns 3ds but excl. the NES games)

game looked nice but dogshit controls