Watching Tammy and and the T-Rex with Gene was actually really funny but of course Justin Roiland just had to cut that bit short so you could get back to the monotony that is this game. Zach Hadel couldn’t even save this

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Holy shit is that a mother fucking pizza tower reference

Very cool Nintendo now can you please do it again but make it a full game?

Had a dream that Gravity Rush 3 came out and I was crying

Always a joy to see fans give more of a shit about Nintendo’s legacy than Nintendo

Unstoppable force (Rex) vs immovable object (field skill check that you can’t pass unless you get lucky with blade bonding)

This and a Peter Griffin smoking crack

1 year later huh? Well I did my complaining, so here’s what I love about this game.
Da’at is absolutely stunning. The most beautiful overworld in any JRPG and the key reason why I think SMTV is the best looking Switch exclusive. The soundtrack is out of this world good even for MegaTen standards as well as the sound design. Exploration is a lot of fun too what with Da’at being so beautiful and jumping actually being useful unlike with most other JRPGs that have it. Combat oh my god it’s so good. Still wish that physical skills used hp (OK final complaint) but it is so satisfying to release a magatsuhi skill to REALLY turn the tides of battle. The writing for the demon negotiations was so entertaining. Even if there are reused negotiations a lot the incredible sound and character design still gives off enough personality to make these demons so memorable from the ever iconic to the completely new ones. Essence fusion is such an awesome new layer to customization by allowing not only skills to be given, but in the Nahobino’s case, even skill proficiencies. This game just rocks honestly. May not be the best in the series, but there’s still so much to love here.

2022

There’s no way an orange cat could be this smart

So tempted to give this a 10/10 but it’s just held back by the usual Pokémon shenanigans like version exclusives and event Pokémon.

Ubisoft in the studio like yeah this is probably the best multiplayer tactical shooter of the modern era
Ruin it

I keep on having Gravity Rush dreams. Last night I dreamt that a pc port was released.