Short, sweet, and no longer than it needs to be, just like this review.

the tank game owns

other than that, i guess you can ride a cow

grand theft auto whomst???? in this house we play the SIMPSONS

I hope this goes down in people's memories as the brilliant piece of work it is. Beat once, then completed it and got the secret ending. Absolutely stellar shmup.

When I played this game, I never encountered another player, so much of the poignance of the experience others experienced was completely lost on me.

secretly Metroid for the NES is an experimental art game and no one realized it until now

Got to the final boss. Decided it wasn't worth it.

The fourth president of Armenia, Armen Sarkissian, co-developed this game. Just thought you should know.

It's pretty good! Markedly better than Circle of the Moon, both in terms of game feel and design. Got the "bad" ending; I might get the true ending later.

A really ambitious and cool idea, but its physics are too difficult to follow. It's constantly unclear where I'm dropping my pieces, and it's difficult to line them up. The pieces are randomized in such a way that you can unpredictably fail, and it's just frustrating instead of exciting. Cool idea, but deeply infuriating to play.

hot take: not fun!

the idea that anyone beat this game without save states is obscene. it's good fun until you get to the yellow devil; and then it just gets harder.

I really, really, really wanted to like this game. The story and world and writing are really cool and really engaging. But the game is just too frustrating for me to get through.

It's alright! It's mostly a re-invention of the first game with changes here and there. Much less difficult, too. It feels a little less exciting because of that, but it's still a really fun game.

Also, Red's design is so cute and good and I love her.

tim allen is a trash man. in this game you get to see him murdered by a velociraptor